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Title: Nigel
Artist: Groove Handle

(Spoken) “Hello. My name’s Nigel and I don’t have any pants on.”

Hello, my name is Nigel and I don’t have any pants on
Sitting in the garden in the shade.
Sitting in the garden, with my little puppy.
I named him Mr. Tinkie and he is my friend.

Daddy keeps a pistol in his closet in a shoebox.
I take it out and play when Mum and Dad are gone.
Playing cops and robbers with little Mr. Tinkie
Blowing away the flowers in the lawn

Hello, my name is Nigel and I’ve been very naughty.
I ate one of Daddy’s special plants.
I’m feeling kind of queasy, angry and uneasy,
And Mr. Tinkie told me that I was going mad.

I saw Mr. Tinkie growing larger and getting meaner.
He chased me ‘round my playhouse in my own backyard.
I lifted up the pistol and in careful calculation
Squeezed the trigger lightly and blew his head right off.

Hello, my name is Nigel and I don’t have any pants on
Sitting in the garden in the shade.
I see Mom and Dad pulling in the driveway.
I’ll be so sad to tell them Tinkie ran away.

Oooo-Ahhhh, Oooo-Ahaaa,
“Can I have a new puppy Daddy?
Oooo-Ahhhh, Oooo-Ahhhh
“I think Mr. Tinkie’s run away.”

Hello, my name is Nigel and I don’t have any pants on
Sitting in the garden in the shade.
Sitting in my garden with my brand new puppy.
I named him Mr. Groovy ‘cuz he is my new friend.
Current Rating 4.5 (3 votes)
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3DGuy   Offline  -  Member  -  03-23-07 07:36 PM  -  16 years ago
This song is played on guitar and most of it is a simple "C" chord.

The two pistol verses are played in E-minor and have an uncanny resemblance to a song from The Beatles White album.
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