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3:04
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Release Date:
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1992 (sfjpk30)
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Atlantic/WEA (Stavro Arrgolus)
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
(jammin DIA) |
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Current Rating
0.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 22 shows: |
 | 05-23-20, #KMCC-14-20 |  | 09-13-09, #09-37 |
| 05-23-20, #KMCC-14-20 | | 04-12-09, #09-15 |
| 10-08-16, #16-41 | | 11-29-08, #ROTP_223 |
| 07-23-16, #AOTA-160723 | | 03-30-08, #08-13 |
| 02-06-16, #16-06 | | 10-14-07, #07-41 |
| 08-01-15, #15-31 | | 11-13-06, #MMS-53 |
| 06-14-14, #14-24 | | 03-25-06, #ROTP_083 |
| 07-06-13, #13-27 | | 02-18-06, #ROTP_078 |
| 06-08-13, #MMS-162 | | 12-03-05, #ROTP_067 |
| 08-12-11, #ROTP_364 | | 02-18-04, #KMCC_01-05 |
| 07-11-10, #MMCZ-10-29 | | 08-09-98, #98-32 |
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