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Old People 
By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
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Rank this week: 17 (↑26)
Duration: 2:37 
Release Date: 3/18/2008  (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance. (weirdojace)
  • Song Lyrics:
    They gonna squeeze on your face
    When they come into your place
    Although their memory of you's gone
    You must beware of the cane
    And you can see all their veins
    And everything they say makes you yawn

    You swear they're older than dirt
    They boss you round like a jerk
    While they should be six feet underneath
    And when they're out on the road
    There's panic and stuff explodes
    And sometimes they don't even have teeth

    You see now,
    Old people scare the living pants offa me
    They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
    For gifts they buy clothes and they cause wrecks on the road
    Until they're rid from the world I'm not free

    They say that back in their day
    They just used board games to play
    Can you imagine them as a kid?
    Their TV's are black and white
    They snore real loud in the night
    You wonder why they are not yet all dead

    You see now,
    Old people scare the living pants offa me
    They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
    Their bones pop and they hurt and they eat pills for dessert
    And they cannot even work the TV

    Old people scare the living pants offa me
    They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
    They got real long nails and some are fat like a whale
    And yes when I get that old I'll agree

    Old people scare the living pants offa me
    They smooch and kiss and look deformed and diseased
    They come out at full moon and their skin looks like a prune
    And they smell just like a bucket of pee
    (weirdojace)
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