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Song Details
Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 1958  () 
Lyrics By: Kal Mann (Kalman Cohen) (peppertree5706) 
Music By: Kal Mann (Kalman Cohen) (peppertree5706) 
Produced By: Bernie Lowe (peppertree5706) 
Released By: Cameo-130A (peppertree5706) 
Published By: Kalmann Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #886083563 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Reached #6 on the BILLBOARD charts in March 1958. (sav-man)
  • There is a rougher version of the song that was banned from Bandstand (peppertree5706)
  • Zacherle was a morning DJ in NYC on WNEW-FM (peppertree5706)
  • Song Lyrics:
    A dinner was served for three
    At Dracula's house by the sea
    The hors d'oeurves were fine
    But I choked on my wine
    When I learned that the main course was me!

    The waitress, a vampire named Perkins
    Was so very fond of small gherkins
    While serving tea
    She ate forty-three
    Which pickled her internal workin's!
    Igor! The scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks!
    Igor, Igor...

    What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter
    But her pool looks more red than it oughter
    The blood stains the boats
    But it's easy to float
    Because blood is much thicker than water!


    Dracula old friend, how are things in Transylvania?
    For dessert, there was bat wing confetti
    And the veins of a mummy named Betty
    I first frowned upon it
    But with ketchup on it
    It tasted very much like spaghetti!

    Goodnight whatever you are!
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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