She's Always a Clinton  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	2:13
Release Date:	6/6/2008  (peterpuck9)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9)
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SHE'S ALWAYS A CLINTON Parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman" Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND Play/Download from The Funny Music Project Request it on the Dr. Demento Show! She's Attila the Hun with a touch of June Cleaver If she says she'll concede, you should never believe her 'Cause her word isn't "candid," it's "candidacy" She connives like a Rove but she's always a Clinton to me She's got laughter and tears, but they're strangely robotic And she makes the left tense and the right go psychotic There's an anxiety on which both sides agree And she'll bore like a Gore but she's always a Clinton to me Oh She can feel no regret She won't let you forget All the votes she's amassed Oh And she'll never retire And she's never dodged fire She just changes her past She can stick with a spouse who's increasingly creepy She can say Barack sucks and then beg to be V.P. Call her "Capitol Hil" 'cause that's where she must be Any Zero IQ could replace W But she's always a Clinton to me © 2008+ Spaff, LLC (peterpuck9)

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