Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
1 Online
 
 
Song Details
She's Always a Clinton 
By: Robert Lund
Play Song (Creative Commons License):
Click Here for a Free Download of this song at 128k
Rank this week: 9 (↑34)
Duration: 2:13 
Release Date: 6/6/2008  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Spaff.com (peterpuck9) 
Released By: TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) 
Published By:
Licensing: CC 
Keywords:
Reviews:
Facts:
Song Lyrics:
SHE'S ALWAYS A CLINTON
Parody of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND
Play/Download from The Funny Music Project
Request it on the Dr. Demento Show!


She's Attila the Hun with a touch of June Cleaver
If she says she'll concede, you should never believe her
'Cause her word isn't "candid," it's "candidacy"
She connives like a Rove but she's always a Clinton to me

She's got laughter and tears, but they're strangely robotic
And she makes the left tense and the right go psychotic
There's an anxiety on which both sides agree
And she'll bore like a Gore but she's always a Clinton to me

Oh
She can feel no regret
She won't let you forget
All the votes she's amassed
Oh
And she'll never retire
And she's never dodged fire
She just changes her past

She can stick with a spouse who's increasingly creepy
She can say Barack sucks and then beg to be V.P.
Call her "Capitol Hil" 'cause that's where she must be
Any Zero IQ could replace W
But she's always a Clinton to me

© 2008+ Spaff, LLC

(peterpuck9)
HyperLink  
Current Rating 7.6 (2 votes)
Song Images:
Messages about the song: "She's Always a Clinton"
 
 
Enter a New Message
Message:
  • Show/Hide Border
  • Table Properties
  • Delete Table
  • Row
    • Insert Row Above
    • Insert Row Below
    • Delete Row
  • Column
    • Insert Column to the Left
    • Insert Column to the Right
    • Delete Column
  • Cell
    • Merge Cells Horizontally
    • Merge Cells Vertically
    • Split Cell Horizontally
    • Split Cell Vertically
    • Delete Cell
  • Cell Properties
  • Table Properties
  • Properties...
  • Image Map Editor
  • Properties...
  • OpenLink
  • Remove Link
  • Insert Select
  • Cut
  • Copy
  • Paste
  • Paste from Word
  • Paste Plain Text
  • Paste As Html
  • Paste Html

 

 

Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
© 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.