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The Flu 
By: Sudden Death
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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
Duration: 3:19 
Release Date: 2008  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Devo Spice (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja Boy Tell Em. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    HHUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
    *phone rings*
    Tom: Hey, it's Tom. I'm not coming in today.
    I got a fever, and chills, and vomiting, and diarrhea,
    and these little sores that keep oozing...
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
    CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    All day long I stay in bed
    With this pounding in my head
    Want to get some food in but
    It's comin' out instead
    I got the fluuuuuu! Man I feel like hell
    I got the fluuuuuu! Lost my sense of smell
    I got the fluuuuuu! Watched some Dave Chappelle
    I got the fluuuuuu! And Save By The Bell
    Temperature is 104
    Watch me nap till half past four
    Watch me not get up in time and
    Throw up on the floor
    I'm going huuuuuul! Splashing everywhere
    I'm going huuuuuul! Got some in my hair
    I'm going huuuuuul! I don't even care
    I'm going huuuuuul! Watch my woman glare

    Alarm goes off and I get up
    But I have a sense of dread
    Stumble 'round a bit, then
    Watch me fall back into bed
    Chills are shakin' the whole bed
    Blow my nose so much it shines
    Then I run into the john
    And lean to the left and yak three times
    Now huuuuuuul!
    I'm coughin' up my insides
    I'm throwing up so often that
    The sewer has a riptide
    It took a while to figure out
    But at least I now know it
    I'm not eating food, no
    I just kinda borrow it

    The stuff that comes out of me
    Form a little inland sea
    Plus I'm feeling worse from all the
    Crap that's on TV
    Cant watch it, boooooo!! Classic Gentle Ben
    Cant watch it, boooooo!! She's pregnant again
    Cant watch it, boooooo!! Then the news at 10
    Cant watch it, boooooo!! Countdown of J-Lo's men
    Something slimy on my tongue
    And I'm coughin' up a lung
    My nipples are inverted, I don't
    Wanna die so young
    I got the fluuuuuu! Drown in my dismay
    I got the fluuuuuu! As my nose decays
    I got the fluuuuuu! My vaccine betrayed
    I got the fluuuuuu! I got it anyway

    I taste everything twice, this's
    The worst day of my life
    I got it from my friend and I'm-a
    Pass it to my wife (wife)
    NyQuil's goin' in me take as
    Much as I can stand, I just
    Take a giant swig, it
    Tastes like a melted crayon, but
    Maaaaan (maaaan) I feel
    Gooood (gooood)
    Daaaamn, (daaamn) just like I
    Shooould (Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!)
    Yes, I'm gonna pick that up
    Yes, I swear I'm gonna clean that up
    No, don't let the dog like that up
    Man that was just nasty

    Try to eat a little more
    Ramen noodles I adore
    Only ate two noodles but I
    Threw up 24
    I'm going huuuuuul! Ew this soda's flat
    I'm going huuuuuul! Oh, don't step in that
    I'm going huuuuuul! Got some on the cat
    I'm going huuuuuul! Sleep on my bath mat
    Problem with the toilet bowl
    'Cause it only has one hole
    So like water polo I just
    Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
    Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
    Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    Pile of tissues on the floor
    Sticking to the bathroom door
    When I blow my nose it's sounding
    Like a lion's roar
    I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
    I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
    I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
    I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again!
    Head to toe with aches and pains
    Can't wait till my sinus drains
    Can't wait till I can bathe 'cause my
    Underwear has stains
    I got the fluuuuuu! Here we go again
    I got the fluuuuuu! Like it has no end
    I got the fluuuuuu! Now my neck won't bend
    I got the fluuuuuu! Work just called again

    What.... No, no I'm not feeling any better....
    Did you try hitting the caps-lock key....
    Yeah, ok great. Bye.
    (M_Robertcop)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 4 shows:
    04-11-20, #KMCC-14-1709-12-09, #ROTP_264
    01-11-10, #DRP_ep00705-04-09, #MM-208
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