The Flu  By: Sudden Death

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Duration:	3:19
Release Date:	2008  (sfjpk30)
Lyrics By:	Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop)
Music By:	Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop)
Produced By:	Devo Spice (M_Robertcop)
Released By:	FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop)
Published By:	FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop)
Licensing:	CC
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Parody of "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja Boy Tell Em. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)

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HHUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! *phone rings* Tom: Hey, it's Tom. I'm not coming in today. I got a fever, and chills, and vomiting, and diarrhea, and these little sores that keep oozing... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! All day long I stay in bed With this pounding in my head Want to get some food in but It's comin' out instead I got the fluuuuuu! Man I feel like hell I got the fluuuuuu! Lost my sense of smell I got the fluuuuuu! Watched some Dave Chappelle I got the fluuuuuu! And Save By The Bell Temperature is 104 Watch me nap till half past four Watch me not get up in time and Throw up on the floor I'm going huuuuuul! Splashing everywhere I'm going huuuuuul! Got some in my hair I'm going huuuuuul! I don't even care I'm going huuuuuul! Watch my woman glare Alarm goes off and I get up But I have a sense of dread Stumble 'round a bit, then Watch me fall back into bed Chills are shakin' the whole bed Blow my nose so much it shines Then I run into the john And lean to the left and yak three times Now huuuuuuul! I'm coughin' up my insides I'm throwing up so often that The sewer has a riptide It took a while to figure out But at least I now know it I'm not eating food, no I just kinda borrow it The stuff that comes out of me Form a little inland sea Plus I'm feeling worse from all the Crap that's on TV Cant watch it, boooooo!! Classic Gentle Ben Cant watch it, boooooo!! She's pregnant again Cant watch it, boooooo!! Then the news at 10 Cant watch it, boooooo!! Countdown of J-Lo's men Something slimy on my tongue And I'm coughin' up a lung My nipples are inverted, I don't Wanna die so young I got the fluuuuuu! Drown in my dismay I got the fluuuuuu! As my nose decays I got the fluuuuuu! My vaccine betrayed I got the fluuuuuu! I got it anyway I taste everything twice, this's The worst day of my life I got it from my friend and I'm-a Pass it to my wife (wife) NyQuil's goin' in me take as Much as I can stand, I just Take a giant swig, it Tastes like a melted crayon, but Maaaaan (maaaan) I feel Gooood (gooood) Daaaamn, (daaamn) just like I Shooould (Poppies! Poppies! Poppies!) Yes, I'm gonna pick that up Yes, I swear I'm gonna clean that up No, don't let the dog like that up Man that was just nasty Try to eat a little more Ramen noodles I adore Only ate two noodles but I Threw up 24 I'm going huuuuuul! Ew this soda's flat I'm going huuuuuul! Oh, don't step in that I'm going huuuuuul! Got some on the cat I'm going huuuuuul! Sleep on my bath mat Problem with the toilet bowl 'Cause it only has one hole So like water polo I just Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole) Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole) Splash around the hole (Splash around the hole) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Pile of tissues on the floor Sticking to the bathroom door When I blow my nose it's sounding Like a lion's roar I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again! I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again! I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again! I'm going *thbbbbbb!* Blow my nose again! Head to toe with aches and pains Can't wait till my sinus drains Can't wait till I can bathe 'cause my Underwear has stains I got the fluuuuuu! Here we go again I got the fluuuuuu! Like it has no end I got the fluuuuuu! Now my neck won't bend I got the fluuuuuu! Work just called again What.... No, no I'm not feeling any better.... Did you try hitting the caps-lock key.... Yeah, ok great. Bye. (M_Robertcop)

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