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Rank this week: 36 (↑8)
Release Date: 2000  (sfjpk30) 
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  • Parody of "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:

    Stiff collars and a pair of pants that rub and chafe my ass.
    I guess the store must have wrote the wrong shoe size down.
    You know the last guy who rented this never took a bath.
    All the pockets have holes, and the tie is way too small.

    I hate to put on
    A cummerbund.
    It's no fun.
    I look like a Nun
    In a cummerbund,
    Or a penguin.

    Too skinny, too tight,
    It's black and it's white.
    It never fits right.
    This really bites.
    A cummerbund.

    I'm itchy, I'm sore,
    I wanna undress.
    I look rich, but I'm poor.
    I'm out of place,
    In a cummerbund.

    This tux has become

    (Dave AuJus)
    Current Rating 8.6 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    06-15-08, #MMS-114
    = Show you can listen to online
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