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Big Dick Farts a Polka 
By: Jonathan Coulton
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Rank this week: 9 (↑35)
Duration: 2:18 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 7/2/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: CC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Written in the style of fellow comedy musicians Paul & Storm as part of the "Master of Song-Fu" challenge at QuickStopEntertainment.com (Insane Ian)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends
    There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass
    The tiny home of Rich Wojcinski, Big Dick to his friends
    Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass

    Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall
    Bring a can of Glade and have a ball
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
    Everyone who hears can't help but dance
    Someone better get him a change of pants
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka

    Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens
    Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs
    Some jalapeño poppers and a tub of kidney beans
    Several liters of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs

    Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall
    Bring a can of Glade and have a ball
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
    Everyone who hears can't help but dance
    Someone better get him a change of pants
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka

    They say that grown men cried the day that Big Dick passed away
    The ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped
    And though there were no instruments a band began to play
    And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped

    Every Tuesday night at the Legion Hall
    Bring a can of Glade and have a ball
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
    Everyone who hears can't help but dance
    Someone better get him a change of pants
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
    Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
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