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Everything He Flaunts 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:00 
Release Date: 8/31/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Released By: TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9) 
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  • Parody of "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Under His Boxers
    and Under His Pattern Shirt
    His Stomach is Waiting to show to Mankind
    He never could quit it
    unless someone would kick it
    His pants are down
    He's flashing his fly
    But when He shows peeps
    Run and Hide
    He won't stop showing
    Got intent to surprise
    It's large and it's spitting
    It's standing up straight and tall
    It likes to be looked at and Kissed all the time

    It's Everything He Flaunts
    It's Everything You See
    It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
    He shows his whole Thing
    and He Does it all the time
    but He is never happy and he Don't know why

    He's waiting for someone who shows off their underwear
    He's waiting for someone to take his away
    He's never embarrassed to show off what's Underneath
    His Purple Boxer set from the Big K

    It's Everything He Flaunts
    It's Everything You See
    It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
    He shows his whole Thing
    and He Does it all the time
    but He is never happy and he Don't know why

    When he drops his pants
    and shows off His Vine
    Don't tell him to put on his Hanes
    and He's never quite fine
    Cause He's Rude all the time
    I think he loves someone he can't unwind

    Out of St. Louis
    Into U.M.S.L.
    Past the places where he used to strip
    He unfortunately noticed
    His love had moved away
    And now He's Blushing with regret

    It's Everything He Flaunts
    It's Everything You See
    It's A lot of Courage and a bit too much Bravery
    He shows his whole Thing
    and He Does it all the time
    but He is never happy and he Don't know why

    I show Everything I Flaunt
    I'm always on my Knees
    I love someone who doesn't know what they mean to me
    I show my package
    and I'm easy all the time
    I would give it up but I need a reason why

    Why
    Why
    Need a Reason Why. . . .

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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