Luna, See?  By: Insane Ian

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Duration:	3:38
Release Date:	8/21/2008  (Insane Ian)
Lyrics By:	I. Bonds, Mike S. (Insane Ian)
Music By:	I. Bonds, Mike S. (Insane Ian)
Produced By:	Mike S. (Insane Ian)
Released By:	Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings (Insane Ian)
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This song was written as part of the second "Masters of Song-Fu" competition over at www.QuickStopEntertainment.com (Insane Ian)

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Listen up folks, I’ve got something to sing About my very fav’rite cosmic thing It’s called Luna and it has no rings And you can see it from the ground (It makes) the tides come in and it makes dogs sick You know for it I’m a Luna-tic It makes grass grow green and it makes hair thick It’s the coolest thing around But I hate when it goes down! (Chorus) See it in the sky and it makes me swoon Catch a glimpse in the back of my spoon When I eat desert in the dead of June And nighttime can’t come too soon It orbits the Earth and it’s made of cheese Its lunar delights are just sure to please It can cure most any STD’s And it’s where Bigfoot comes from It can be a verb, but it’s usually a noun You might see it when you drive through my town It happens when someone’s pants are down It’s the cause of bathroom scum And it’ll clear up the warts on your thumb! (Chorus) It is the subject of this catchy tune And it is the reason that I croon (I would) buy it for me if I was a tycoon Or visit it in a balloon It’s perfectly round and it weighs a ton Its closest neighbor after us is the sun Some planets have many but we only got one Have you guessed my subject yet? There’s a man who lives there and his name is Ray They visited him in ’69, so they say When it hits your eye, baby, that’s Amore! Do you see the point I’m trying to get? And if you don’t, I‘ll be upset! (Bridge) After all these years it’s been with us Hanging out there in the sky You can’t stare right at it in a Lunar Eclipse But no one remembers quite why (Final Chorus) I’d pull it to Earth if I had a harpoon I’d make it teach me about the baboon I’d take it with me when I go to Cancun And it’ll lead my Lunar Army platoon You can’t see it in the afternoon It’s the cause of every single monsoon There’re songs about it playing on my Zune Can’t you tell that I love the moon? (Insane Ian)

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	06-19-09, #BR-09-70		10-31-08, #MMDT20_08-43
	03-06-09, #BR-09-63		10-10-08, #MMDT20_08-40
	12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY		10-03-08, #MMDT20_08-39
	12-05-08, #MMDT20_08-48		09-19-08, #MMDT20_08-37
	11-27-08, #BR-08-51		08-30-08, #ROTP_210
	11-14-08, #MMDT20_08-45		08-25-08, #MM-172
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