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Duration: 3:43 (weirdojace) 
Release Date: 10/8/2008  (Tim P. Ryan) 
Lyrics By: Yankovic/Harris (oddaustin) 
Music By: Harris/Scheffer/Siegel (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (oddaustin) 
Released By: iTunes (oddaustin) 
Published By: Crown Club Publishing/EMI Blackwood/Jimipub Music/Merchandyze Music/Warner-Tamerlane Music Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #9800845 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Reviews:
It's totally awesome, and I haven't even heard it yet!- oddaustin
Facts:
  • video Animated and Directed by: Cris Shapan (MarlinsGirl)
  • An iTunes glitch prevented this song from premiering on its intended release date of Oct 7, 2008. The glitch was fixed, and the song released, the day after. (DJ Particle)
  • Parody of Whatever You Like by T.I. (oddaustin)
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic's first direct to digital sale song. Presumed to be included on a later ALbum, this is Al's wish to chart his single while the original parody is still on the charts. It was released for sale on iTunes with a two week exclusive before going into wider distribution. (Tim P. Ryan)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hey girl you know our economy is in the toilet but I’m still going to treat you right

    I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    Tater tots, cold duck on ice and we can clip coupons all night
    and baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
    Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
    and baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah yeah

    Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
    When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two ply
    Want it you can get it my dear
    I got my Costco membership card right here
    Yeah

    You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
    Got a cupboard fill of em, I’ll keep em coming
    You want it I got it go get it just heat dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

    Pork and beans and minute rice
    We can play cribbage all night
    And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    I can take you to the laundromat downtown
    And watch all the clothes go round and round
    And baby we can go where ever you like (if you like)
    I said we can go where ever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    Hottest shorty I know if you had some lipo
    You could be second runner up Miss Ohio
    Seven dollar bills roll
    Inside my plastic billfold
    Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old
    And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
    As long as I’m still assist manager at Kinko’s
    Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
    You ain’t got to pay me that’s the way that I roll

    My chick can have want she want
    At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
    I know girl you ain’t never had a man like that
    Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that
    Yeah

    You like my Hyundai see my Hyundai
    I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
    But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash do you think you can chip in for gas
    Mac and cheese would be alright
    But let’s send out for pizza tonight
    And you can order any topping you like (you like)
    I said you can even have the last slice (last slice) yeah yeah

    Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door now I can get free HBO
    and baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    And you can always ride the city bus
    Got a stack of tokens just for us
    Yo my wallet’s fat and full of ones
    It’s all about the Washingtons that’s right

    You want White Castle need White Castle
    Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
    You want it we’ll get it just don’t be a hater
    If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

    Thrift store jeans on sale half price
    The underwear at goodwill is nice
    and baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
    I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    Baby I can give you anything you please
    Even share my government cheese
    and baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
    I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah yeah

    (JakeWaters)
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