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Ridiculous Girl 
By: Odd Austin
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Duration: 4:09 
Release Date: 10/25/2008  (oddaustin) 
Lyrics By: Lyrics- Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Music By: Lyrics- Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Produced By: Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Released By: Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings (oddaustin) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of Promiscuous Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (boforeradio)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Do I turn you off?
    Yeah, of course you do
    Thought so

    How ya doing’ gross lady?
    Toenails that ya clippin’ always drive me crazy
    You always make those long stupid jokes
    That never end wish you hadn’t spoke
    Cause I’m looking for a girl that when we go out at night
    She doesn’t pick her nose with her steak knife
    You’re not my type, you remind me of a guy
    Why don’t you know that it’s you I despise?
    You’re gross and disgusting I just don’t get it
    When we first kissed she through up some spinach
    You think that we’re forever I fear
    Most romantic thing she’s said is ‘you gonna drink thatbeer?’
    I’ll be the first to admit you make me quite sick
    When you walk in a room you get stuck in it
    When running you lose breath after less then a minute

    Ridiculous girl, whatever you are
    You are so fat you’re as big as my car
    Ridiculous girl, just want you to know
    I really hate you you’re as big as a boat
    Ridiculous girl, just might eat me
    You smell like crap and you’re always hungry
    Ridiculous girl, you love Burger World
    Are you hungry?

    Roses are red, some burgers are pink
    You never take a shower so you always stink
    I can’t keep my eyes off of you
    That’s only because your teeth are turning blue
    Personality is great buy your face looks weird
    You look like Lyle Lovett, and you have beard
    They call you beached, last name whale
    Ridiculous girl always looks pale
    You’re a huge, huge girl who can handle herself
    Well at least half I’ll probably have to help
    Cause you never eat nothing for your health
    You go to the buffet and everybody yells
    Not mention the fact you’re missing a toe
    You rip your pants when you bend down low
    You’re just stupid girl I wish you would go
    Slob is the girl that I take you for

    Ridiculous girl, I have to admit
    That your BO smells like a Frenchman’s armpit
    Ridiculous Girl, something you could use
    It’d help quite a bit and this thing is called perfume
    Ridiculous girl, won’t go away
    I lost that bet so now I’m with her today
    Ridiculous girl, your stench makes me hurl
    You’re a chubby

    Oh, your breath is killing me
    Man, your breath is killing me
    Uh, your breath is killing me
    Ue, your breath is killing me

    In the morning your breath’s my alarm
    Stretch it out when you put my T-Shirt on
    Puke when I see you with nothing on
    You always clean out the restaurant
    You ate Sally Struthers cause you are what you eat
    Girl you’re a freak you’re so disgusting
    And like I said personality’s great
    And you never ever pay the cable bill late
    But its okay it’s alright
    Plenty of other flaws you can recognize
    You never tell the truth and you always talk trash
    And you’re even taller then Kevin Nash

    Ridiculous girl, I wish you were dead
    Not too fond of you as the three verses have said
    Ridiculous girl, lately you’ve been mad
    Just because I said that the dress made you look fat
    Ridiculous girl, you’re leaving me
    I forgot that you were my everything
    Ridiculous girl, you were my whole word
    I’m sorry!

    Lyrics Copyright 2008: Austin Aeschliman
    All rights reserved, unauthorized use is totally whack, yo!
    (boforeradio)
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    Current Rating 6.3 (4 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    10-06-09, #KMCC_6-0205-03-08, #ROTP_193
    07-04-09, #ROTP_254
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