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Duluth
By:
Vinnie & The Stardusters
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Song Lyrics:
There's a city on a hill
By the greatest chain of lakes in the world
The bridge goes up
Your ship comes in
You get back home but you can't recall where you've been
You've got to come to Duluth
If you want to be an alcoholic
Come to Duluth
If you want to be unemployed
And alcoholic
Come to Duluth
On every street in Duluth you'll find a man
Just tryin' to make his way home
As best as he can
He holds himself against the wall
Wonderin' how it all ever got so bad
When his mom and his dad told him, "Son, things will look up in Duluth"
They came to Duluth
And they're all alcoholics
Come to Duluth
If you want to be unemployed
And alcoholic
Come to Duluth
And down at Canal Park you can buy a shellacked piece of bark and some Injun moccasins, and some pottery made by Duluthians, and some of that world-famous Duluth salt-water taffy.
Yeah, you can do all of these things in Duluth, but you'll probably just go to the bar.
And when you're hungry, you'll find the pizza man
He used to be a hippie, but now he's a businessman
He makes the pizzas for the unemployed alcoholics
Who all live in Duluth
You've got to come to Duluth
If you wanna be unemployed
And alcoholic
Come to Duluth
You keep driving
You'll find some pie
If you keep sleeping around
You'll find a nice guy
He lives in Duluth
Yeah, and he's an alcoholic
But so are you
You freakin' alcoholic slut
Unemployed, alcoholic, high on roofies, just got pregnant slut
You can go skiing and visit the zoo
And the freshwater aquarium here in Duluth
And when you're not done drinking at the end of the night
You'll prob'ly be thinking let's go for a drive
Across the bridge at one in the morning
And if you don't die by drowning
Then you can keep drinking
But not in Duluth
'Cause you'll be in Superior
Where the bars close at two
The bars close there at two
The bars close there at two
Bars close there at two
The bars close there at two
The bars close there at two
Bars close there at twoooooo
Bars close there at two
The bars close there at two
They don't close at one
The bars close there at two
Close there at two....
(Backwoods)
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Available on the following album:
Duluth EP [EP]
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Played on 2 shows:
01-23-05, #XM-87
01-02-05, #05-01
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