Close The Window  By: Karl Brown

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Duration:	2:44
Release Date:	3/14/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Karl Brown (karlap)
Music By:	Karl Brown (karlap)
Produced By:	Karl Brown (karlap)
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Licensing:	CC
Keywords:	BATHROOM HUMOR, FARTING

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Received its world premiere at the MarsCon Dementia fan Showcase on March 8, 2009. (karlap)

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I'm standing by the bus stop On one warm fine springtime day The bus arrives in no time And I'm on my merry way The bus is not too crowded And I find a seat with ease And through the open window Flows a most refreshing breeze The bus stops at the next stop And I see her looking fine She steps up pays her fare and turns And locks her eyes with mine I feel a premonition Of What soon will come to be She steps right by three empty seats And sits right next to me That's when she farts and then she screams Close the window She farts and then she screams Close the window Yes she blows a big old fart And it rips the seat apart But still she screams Close the window Close the window Close the window Close the window Close the window Close the window I really must escape This rancid odor sickly sweet I stand up, turn around, step back Select another seat The window sticks and jams But I pull hard and jerk it free But I do not realize Who's standing right in front of me Until she farts and then she screams Close the window She farts and then she screams Close the window Yes she rips another fart Strong enough to stop my heart But still she screams Close the window Close the window I've many miles to go But I cannot take anymore I stand up, pull the cord And blindly stumble to the door I stand there doubled over As I gag and retch and cough Until the driver finally Stops the bus to let me off One final look around And I behold a sight to see Everybody holds their nose As she is unsuccessfully Trying to conceal the mess That is leaking through her dress But still she screams Close the window Yes it's obvious from her dance She has gone and pooped her pants But still she screams Close the window Close the window Yes she farts (karlap)

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