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Son, Rise 
By: Mo Shaw
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Duration: 3:07 
Release Date: 4/18/2009  (DJ Particle) 
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(Parody of "Sunrise, Sunset" from Fiddler on the Roof)

Is this the living room I vacuumed?
Is this the carpet you just cleaned?
What is this schmutz all over the floor?
Looks like… cheese?

What is that child of ours doing?
He should be cleaning up his mess.
Isn’t he tired of making me kvetch?

Son, rise, We’re upset
Pick up your mess
Don’t you see this place?
When we have company
They must think
Pigs were by whom you have been raised

Son, rise, get up
Clean this sh— “shlok” up
Shlep your tchatchke out
We’ll take your Wii away
We mean it
...Maybe tuchkes needs my belt?


Papa please don’t plotz out, I’m sorry
I was just sitting here thinking
Before I get up, give me
A Pepsi

Son, your eyes are red as blood
Are you high on drugs?
Stop being a putz
35, and all day doing bupkes
Son, you are a schmuk.
(Milk_man)
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