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Duration: 5:16 
Release Date: 2001  (kameronj) 
Lyrics By: KJV Presents (kameronj) 
Music By: KJV Presents (kameronj) 
Produced By: KJV Presents (kameronj) 
Released By: KJV Presents (kameronj) 
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  • The song was written in Chicago. (kameronj)
  • The song took 30 minutes to write. (kameronj)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, there is a story that I wanna tell ya
    But if ya gotta go, then see ya later, alligator
    For all of you who can’t wait till later
    Here’s the story of me farting in an elevator

    I’m off to work, no harm, no foul
    Then I had to cut one; it was nice and loud
    And it sure did stink up the place
    You should have seen the look on my face

    (Something like) It wasn’t me, really, it wasn’t
    But the smell was surely unpleasant
    But I guessed I really should start at the top
    So all you nice people know what I’m talking about

    I woke up that morning feeling nice and refreshed
    Got my eight hours of rest, I guess
    Made a fresh pot of coffee, 'cause I gotta have my Joe
    Then it’s off to the shower I go

    When done with the shower, I get out the tub
    Put on my work clothes and then my belly I rub
    Guess I gotta eat something, 'cause I’m feeling kinda hungry
    Open up the fridgerator and what do I see

    A fresh quart of milk and some eggs and cheese
    And I think, hmmm, it’s been a while since I had one of these
    I’ll make a quick omelet for a morning snack
    And then I think, hmmm, what if I have a gas attack?

    Lactose intolerant, that’s the name
    Of my little condition. Yeah, I know it’s lame
    But when I drink a glass of milk, somewhere within an hour
    I could power up a car with all my gas power

    But forget it. I’m hungry. Gonna make it anyway
    Don’t want to wait for lunch a half a day away
    I cook it up and then I wolf it down
    I had to hurry to catch my train downtown

    The motion of the train was rocking to and fro
    Churning up the gas inside me with no place to go
    As we leave the next station, things get really bad
    This amount of gas I ain't never had

    And the train was really crowded, really packed today
    Maybe if I closed my eyes it would all go away
    But that doesn’t help, so I give it up
    But if I don’t fart soon, I just might blow up

    So I think let out a little, a smidge, just a bit
    And keep my fingers crossed that I don’t s**t myself
    Ahhh, let some out and no one can tell
    Thank Gawd, 'cause my farts, they normally smell

    Get to the final station, that episode behind me
    Gotta try to keep the poots from coming out my hiney
    At the building, pressed the call button, wait for the door
    The door opens up and I get on the elevator

    But I’m not alone; people coming more and more
    It’ll be at least an hour till I get to my floor
    A few seconds later, something hits me fast
    Bubbling all in my belly; well, you guess it- gas

    So I think again; just let a little out
    When I did last time, it really wasn’t much to talk about
    Besides I don’t think that I can hold it
    And it would really be bad if I just exploded

    So okay, here we go, just a bit
    Uh oh
    I let out too much
    Now wouldn’t ya know

    Now the elevator smells from side to side
    Smelling like someone crawled in me and died
    And now I got all the people mad at me
    Guess it was a good thing I didn’t have to pee

    So to you other kids all across the land
    Take it from me; parents just don’t understand

    Oh wait, wrong song
    Current Rating 8.0 (1 vote)
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    Messages about the song: "Fart In An Elevator"
    kameronj   Offline  -  Artist  -  09-21-05 11:01 PM  -  18 years ago
    I'm glad I found this site. I've entered a few interesting facts about this song - and listed the lyrics. I'm also glad that people enjoy, and still enjoy this song.

    I had a lot of fun writing and recording I'm please that people have fun listening to it.

    Don't forget to check out other KJV Presents audio at the official website for KJV Presents:

    Ciao for now.

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