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| Facts: |
| The song was written in Chicago. (kameronj) |
| The song took 30 minutes to write. (kameronj) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Well, there is a story that I wanna tell ya
But if ya gotta go, then see ya later, alligator
For all of you who can’t wait till later
Here’s the story of me farting in an elevator
I’m off to work, no harm, no foul
Then I had to cut one; it was nice and loud
And it sure did stink up the place
You should have seen the look on my face
(Something like) It wasn’t me, really, it wasn’t
But the smell was surely unpleasant
But I guessed I really should start at the top
So all you nice people know what I’m talking about
I woke up that morning feeling nice and refreshed
Got my eight hours of rest, I guess
Made a fresh pot of coffee, 'cause I gotta have my Joe
Then it’s off to the shower I go
When done with the shower, I get out the tub
Put on my work clothes and then my belly I rub
Guess I gotta eat something, 'cause I’m feeling kinda hungry
Open up the fridgerator and what do I see
A fresh quart of milk and some eggs and cheese
And I think, hmmm, it’s been a while since I had one of these
I’ll make a quick omelet for a morning snack
And then I think, hmmm, what if I have a gas attack?
Lactose intolerant, that’s the name
Of my little condition. Yeah, I know it’s lame
But when I drink a glass of milk, somewhere within an hour
I could power up a car with all my gas power
But forget it. I’m hungry. Gonna make it anyway
Don’t want to wait for lunch a half a day away
I cook it up and then I wolf it down
I had to hurry to catch my train downtown
The motion of the train was rocking to and fro
Churning up the gas inside me with no place to go
As we leave the next station, things get really bad
This amount of gas I ain't never had
And the train was really crowded, really packed today
Maybe if I closed my eyes it would all go away
But that doesn’t help, so I give it up
But if I don’t fart soon, I just might blow up
So I think let out a little, a smidge, just a bit
And keep my fingers crossed that I don’t s**t myself
Ahhh, let some out and no one can tell
Thank Gawd, 'cause my farts, they normally smell
Get to the final station, that episode behind me
Gotta try to keep the poots from coming out my hiney
At the building, pressed the call button, wait for the door
The door opens up and I get on the elevator
But I’m not alone; people coming more and more
It’ll be at least an hour till I get to my floor
A few seconds later, something hits me fast
Bubbling all in my belly; well, you guess it- gas
So I think again; just let a little out
When I did last time, it really wasn’t much to talk about
Besides I don’t think that I can hold it
And it would really be bad if I just exploded
So okay, here we go, just a bit
Uh oh
I let out too much
Now wouldn’t ya know
Now the elevator smells from side to side
Smelling like someone crawled in me and died
And now I got all the people mad at me
Guess it was a good thing I didn’t have to pee
So to you other kids all across the land
Take it from me; parents just don’t understand
Oh wait, wrong song
Sorry
(kameronj) |
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Current Rating
8.0
(1 vote)
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| Played on 16 shows: |
 | 03-25-17, #AOTA-170325 |  | 02-23-03, #03-08 |
| 03-15-17, #ISGD-17-11 | | 12-16-02, #ISGD-02-01 |
| 01-17-15, #15-03 | | 11-10-02, #02-45 |
| 06-07-12, #ISGD-12-23 | | 10-13-02, #02-41 |
| 11-19-11, #11-47 | | 10-06-02, #02-40 |
| 09-01-03, #XM-15 | | 09-29-02, #02-39 |
| 04-21-03, #ISGD-03-15 | | 09-22-02, #02-38 |
| 03-23-03, #03-12 | | 09-01-02, #02-35 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d I'm glad I found this site. I've entered a few interesting facts about this song - and listed the lyrics. I'm also glad that people enjoy, and still enjoy this song.
I had a lot of fun writing and recording it...so I'm please that people have fun listening to it.
Don't forget to check out other KJV Presents audio at the official website for KJV Presents: www.KJVPresents.com
Ciao for now.
Kam
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