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Duration: 2:36 
Release Date: 1995  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Roy Zimmerman (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Roy Zimmerman (M_Robertcop) 
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Released By: Reprise (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: WATUNES (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: BMI  #2102200 (M_Robertcop) 
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Chorus:
You can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in,
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General.

(rpt)

I used to flog the dolphin,
Used to choke the chicken,
Used to spank the monkey,
Used to fool with the tool.

I used to whip the bishop,
Used to wax the weasel.
But now I've learned one they never taught in school!

(Chorus)

I used to whack the Bobbitt,
Used to knead the noodle,
Used to charm the cobra,
Used to ponder pointilism.

I used to free the willy,
Used to Pat the Robertson.
But now I've got me a new euphemism!

(Chorus)

*guitar solo*

I used to think I'd need analysis,
Get phalluses full of callouses.
Go blind, lose my mind,
Be romantically disinclined.

I used to think I'd never be mollified,
Or qualified at all if I'd
Go to work as a clerk,
Try to be anything but a jerk.

But now I wanna dance and shout.
I'm jumping like a trouser trout.

'Cause I found a way to bat it,
And make a living at it.
Yeah, I got into politics and I'm never coming--
Never coming--never coming out!

You can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in.
I checked the lock, and say you can't come in,
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General.
Firing the Surgeon General.
Firing the Surgeon General.

Hey... *knocking*
You done in there?
*knocking*
Hello?
*knocking*
(JinxCat)
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