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Chorus:
You can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in,
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General.
(rpt)
I used to flog the dolphin,
Used to choke the chicken,
Used to spank the monkey,
Used to fool with the tool.
I used to whip the bishop,
Used to wax the weasel.
But now I've learned one they never taught in school!
(Chorus)
I used to whack the Bobbitt,
Used to knead the noodle,
Used to charm the cobra,
Used to ponder pointilism.
I used to free the willy,
Used to Pat the Robertson.
But now I've got me a new euphemism!
(Chorus)
*guitar solo*
I used to think I'd need analysis,
Get phalluses full of callouses.
Go blind, lose my mind,
Be romantically disinclined.
I used to think I'd never be mollified,
Or qualified at all if I'd
Go to work as a clerk,
Try to be anything but a jerk.
But now I wanna dance and shout.
I'm jumping like a trouser trout.
'Cause I found a way to bat it,
And make a living at it.
Yeah, I got into politics and I'm never coming--
Never coming--never coming out!
You can't come in.
I hear you knockin', but you can't come in.
I checked the lock, and say you can't come in,
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General.
Firing the Surgeon General.
Firing the Surgeon General.
Firing the Surgeon General.
Hey... *knocking*
You done in there?
*knocking*
Hello?
*knocking* (JinxCat) |
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| Played on 12 shows: |
 | 11-26-16, #16-48 | | 07-20-97, #97-29 |
| 05-18-08, #08-20 | | 04-28-96, #96-17 |
 | 05-07-06, #MMS-26 | | 02-04-96, #96-05 |
| 10-13-04, #KMCC_2-03 | | 01-14-96, #96-02 |
| 10-17-99, #99-42 | | 11-19-95, #95-47 |
| 04-26-98, #98-17 | | 10-15-95, #95-42 |
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