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IHOP 
By: Kobi LaCroix
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Rank this week: 25 (↑14)
Duration: 2:45 
Release Date: 10/14/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Kobi LaCroix (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Henry Vars (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
Keywords: BREAKFAST, FOOD, GLUTTONY 
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  • Parody of the theme from the TV show "Flipper." (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'd like to commend the genius who'd
    Declared powdered French toast an everyday food
    As ranch dressing drizzles from my gaping maw
    My heart tingles with what I hope is awe

    Awe for the IHOP, IHOP
    Breakfast nirvana
    Great buttered beyond
    Of which I'm so fond
    Come to the IHOP
    Get stuffed with hash browns and gravy
    Sit your ass down and maybe
    You'll learn this new song

    I might be attractive if I just ate less
    Or hadn't attacked and devoured the waitress
    While others munch salads to remain petite
    I garnish my meat with meat

    Down at the IHOP, IHOP
    Five kinds of syrup
    It'll clog up your chute
    But it counts as a fruit
    Down at the IHOP
    They live to widen your rear end
    Your Weight Watchers points, friend
    Have all become moot.

    (Did you know that every time you bite into a Denver omelette, doused in boysenberry syrup, God kills an aerobics instructor?)

    Although "International" is part of its name
    Other nations regard it mostly with shame
    I lost all my friends. I ate them, you see
    But that just leaves more food for me

    Down at the IHOP, IHOP
    I eat all my meals here
    I sleep in the booth
    I'm too fat to move
    I live at the IHOP
    My doctor says within five years
    I'll probably die here
    Be buried here too
    (Kobi LaCroix)
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