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Rank this week: 66 (↓15)
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Release Date: 1987  (Tim P. Ryan) 
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Published By: Multinan Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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"Forever Fluffy"

Fluffy has been gathered to the bosom of the Lord
To spend eternity as heaven's guest.
After years of faithful servitude,
We'll get our sweet reward:
We'll get to keep the part we like the best.

Now we love her 'cause she's furry,
And she has a pleasant shape,
But for conversation she don't fill no bill.
So when her kitty soul's departed,
She'll be wonderful landscape,
And I can leave her to my grandchild in my will.

So we'll ship her off to Niswa, Minnesota,
Where the enterprise is private and it's free,
And when she's been freeze-dried,
She can always stay inside.
We'll never have to let her out to pee.

They will freeze-dry any critter
From a gerbil to a snake,
Just ship the corpse and you can pick the pose.
They will make here fierce or winsome,
Fast asleep or wide awake.
Now's your chance to put that earring in her nose.

And that sad day when it's Fluffy's turn,
We'll know what to request
So she'll look lifelike now and evermore.
And we'll prop her up in the kitchen
In the way we know her best:
Hovering by the 'frigerator door.

So we'll ship her off to Niswa, Minnesota
Where they'll fix her up just like she was their own.
No more trips to the pet food store,
No more dead birds on the floor.
Eat your heart out, Eva Perone.
(Deena)
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