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Ho Is On The Rag 
By: Devo Spice
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Duration: 3:51 (DJ Particle) 
Release Date: 11/27/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop) 
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Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Throw It In The Bag" by Fabolous (M_Robertcop)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ho Is On The Rag
    - lyrics, vocals: T. Rockwell
    - music: T. Uliasz

    You guys know where this place is, right?
    I don't want to end up in no gay bar or something.
    Those guys would be all over me. 'Cause I look good!

    What's up ladies? How ya doin'?
    Don't all rush at once, now. There's plenty of me to go around.

    I know all the women are starin' at me now
    I know all the women here like what they see now
    I know all the women are blown away by my class
    I know all the women are starin' right at my ass
    Hey girls, like what you see?
    Gotta find me a woman as awesome as me
    I'm the one, they all want
    So if she doesn't want to shag then she must be on the rag

    Ladies, are you ready to be blown away.
    A guy like me only comes around like once a decade.
    So don't miss your opportunity. Here I am!

    Uh-oh, uh-oh
    Uh-oh, this ho is on the rag (repeat)

    [verse 1]
    Look at me now, all the women are
    I'm the main attraction, when I'm in the bar
    I know that I'm great, so let's see what she got
    That girl is so-so, but her friend is hot
    I approach the pretty, tall, blond, slender one
    I buy a beer and ask the bartender to send her one
    You're gettin' deja vu, and I know I'm right
    'Cause I know you saw me in your dream the other night
    You know I'm very picky, and I picked you
    I know you like the view, now you know what you gotta do
    She said what's that? *sniff* it doesn't smell right
    Said I'm from Jersey, that's what it smells like
    But don't be sweatin' that, just come along with me now
    Then she walked away, but I don't really see how
    Oh I know the deal, man that's really dreadful
    Panties full of wings, and I don't mean from Red Bull
    (chorus 2x)

    [verse 2]
    That's the only explanation, the same reason that
    A chick'll never run this nation, this ho is on the rag
    It always seems to happen, I like her up until
    Her stupid mouth starts yappin', this ho is on the rag
    I know how to treat her, but after I meet her
    It's like we're in the hospital, I think we got a bleeder
    Ain't nothing personal, it's just that it's a bad sign
    That very few women here are worthy of my time
    So I'll try that one, no not the flat one
    and I ain't drunk enough yet to settle for the fat one
    Oh you got a man, well he can't get you what you want
    He's such a ***** that I bet he bleeds once a month
    Drop him like a cigarette, then forget you ever met
    You know deep inside that I'm the best that you could ever get
    Her look was scary, I think her name was Teri
    But I called her Bloody Mary, 'cause this ho is on the rag
    (chorus 2x)

    Girl is pretty but I'll bet she's on the rag.
    (Mur Lafferty: HEY!) Yup, ho is on the rag.
    There's another one, I bet she's on the rag.
    (Seamonkette: HEY!) Yup, ho is on the rag.
    How could every woman here be on the rag?
    (Angela Polk, Voice Of Kiki, Sara Trice, Eric Brown: HEY!) Ho is on the rag.
    Can't believe it, every ho is on the rag.
    (Angeltastic, DJ Sin, DJ Particle, Pat Brown, Judy from Channel Erk, Ronnie Sherlock : HEY!) Ho is on the rag.
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    02-13-10, #ROTP_28611-28-09, #ROTP_275
    12-04-09, #MMDT20_09-49
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