French Kiss-mas by Menage à Claus

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French Kiss-mas
By: Menage à Claus

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Duration:	2:58 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	1992
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Another song that Dr. Demento played only once. It's only real flaw is that the 'accordion' (read: guy with the Casio) can't quite keep up with the singer. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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(woman singing with French accent)

Give me a hickey
Dear old St. Nicky
I'll make you feel young again
Just give me your tongue again...

Let's have a French kind of Christmas
The kind we Parisians all do
It's just what you think
It starts with a wink
and ends with your bells turning blue

Let's have a French kind of Christmas
with all of the romance and charm
I'll put on my sexiest underwear
and braid the hair under my arms

(giggle)
We'll drink a little nog
and make love by the tree
Just you and me
...and maybe Henri

French people are kind
and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

We'll drink some champagne
and welcome your lovely mom
We'll curl by the fire
for a Yuletide ménage-à-trois

French people are kind
and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

Ah, St. Nick, won't you kiss me again
in that special way
Parlez vous Français....

The world outside is covered with snow
The stockings are hung
like Inspector Clouseau!

French people are kind
and we want to share a French Kiss-mas

Everybody...
Let's have a French kind of Christmas
The kind we Parisians all do
It's just what you think
It starts with a wink
and ends with your bells turning blue

Let's have a French kind of Christmas
with all of the romance and charm
I'll put on my sexiest underwear
and braid the hair under my arms

You put on my sexiest underwear
and braid the hair under my arms
(Stavro Arrgolus)

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	12-10-17, #MMS-220	07-19-09, #MMCZ-09-27
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