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Rank this week: 24 (↑18)
Duration: 3:55 
Release Date: 1981  (CapSuper) 
Lyrics By: H. King/L. Tedesco (Bill L) 
Music By: H. King/L. Tedesco (Bill L) 
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Released By: MCA (CapSuper) 
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  • This featured one of the earliest instances of a female rapper in a release. (davidtanny)
  • Was a Top 40 hit, too (CapSuper)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Rock it hard, rock it steady,
    Pick yourself up and get yourself ready!
    Wave your arms, let me hear you yell,
    We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale!

    It started out in Port Charles town,
    Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around.
    No one could prove that he was a crook,
    Till Luke stole his little black book.

    It had names and numbers all in code,
    So Luke and Laura had to hit the road.
    They had to find the left-handed boy;
    Watch their step, they had to be coy.

    The gold involved was worth so much,
    Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch.
    But there's one thing I must confess,
    Sally was a man who wore a dress.

    Luke kept his cool, he ain't no fool,
    He set them both up cold!
    Well Sally died, Hutch survived,
    And no one got the gold!

    (Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a case of - heartbreak!)

    They keep me waiting, I don't mind waiting!
    Don't call me crazy! No, I'm not lazy!
    My day won't go right, I can't sleep all night,
    My hands start shaking, my knees start quaking,
    I just can't cope without my soap!
    General Hospi-Tale!
    General Hospi-Tale! Mmm, number one!
    General Hospi-Tale! You're my worst affliction!
    General Hospi-Tale! You're my favorite addiction!

    Monica likes to have her fun.
    That is why she had a son.
    She told Rick he was the dad,
    Soon found out that he'd been had!

    (There's one thing that you can give me that Leslie can't - and that's passion!)

    Alan was the father, of course,
    And he won't give Monica a divorce!
    Rick wants to get Leslie back,
    Heather's havin' an insane attack.

    (I'll get Diana Taylor!)

    She's not crazy, uh-uh, no never!
    She just wants to get Dr. Jeff Webber!
    Jeff wants Annie for his wife
    But he might have to wait all of his life,
    Cause good - girls - don't, and Ann - ie - won't,
    And you all know what I mean!

    Amy Vining likes to blab,
    Richard Simmons helps fight flab,
    Susan's having Alan's baby,
    Noah wants Bobbi for his lady!

    Well Luke got another job,
    The Quartermaines are the brand new mob.
    Laura's the receptionist.
    What's missing now is the Ice Princess.

    (Yes, Luke Spencer, please.)

    Diamonds, not gold, are in it this time -
    Scorpio, the house of Cassadine!
    On and on and on it goes,
    How it ends up nobody knows, cause

    They keep me waiting, I don't mind waiting!
    Don't call me crazy! No, I'm not lazy!
    My day won't go right, I can't sleep all night,
    If I don't find out, it blows my mind out!
    I just can't cope without my soap!
    General Hospi-Tale!
    General Hospi-Tale! Mmm, number one!
    General Hospi-Tale! You're my worst affliction!
    General Hospi-Tale! You're my favorite addiction!

    General Hospi-Tale! Addiction, addiction!
    General Hospi-Tale! Addiction, addiction!
    General Hospi-Tale! You're my inspiration!
    General Hospi-Tale! Gonna stay tuned to this station!
    General Hospi-Tale! Addiction, addiction!
    General Hospi-Tale! Tell me what's goin' on! Did you see it today?
    General Hospi-Tale! Tell me what's goin' on!
    General Hospi-Tale! Addiction, addiction!
    I love my General Hospi-Tale!
    (Bill L)
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