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Song Details
Duration: 3:20 
Release Date: 1969  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: (stock music) (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Ian MacNaughton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: BBC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Keywords: DISTRACTION, NUDITY, OBLIVIOUSNESS, VIOLENCE 
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  • In this bit, the 'Crunchy Frog' sketch has just ended and Constable Parrot from the Hygiene Squad manages just enough composure after his experience with the Whizzo Quality Assortment to introduce this sketch. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • The adventures of Michael Palin's character, Arthur Pudey, continue. He's already had his 1st wife stolen in Ep. 2. Maybe he's better off not noticing these things and just becoming a lion tamer or something... (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • An entirely visual sketch, it can now be added thanks to the miracle of YouTube. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Constable Parrot (Graham Chapman): We present 'The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker'.

    (Cut to a nice suburban street. Inside the house a stockbroker [Arthur Pudey, played by Michael Palin] is finishing his breakfast. His attractive wife looks on. He picks up his hat, rises, kisses her goodbye, and leaves, As he does so, she takes off her wrap and two men dressed only in briefs step out of the kitchen cupboard. In the front garden the stockbroker bids his neighbor 'good morning,' as he moves off a large African native throws an assegai, killing the neighbor. The stockbroker, not noticing this, moves on. A high street: he walks into a newsagents. Behind the counter a naked young lady gives him his newspaper. Taking his change without apparently noticing her he leaves. A bus queue: the stockbroker is at the head of it; there are four people behind him. As they wait, the Frankenstein monster comes up behind them and works his way along the queue, killing each member as he goes. He has just reached the stockbroker - who has not seen him - when the bus arrives and the stockbroker gets on. On the bus: all the other passengers are uniformed soldiers. The bus drives along a road past explosions and gunfire. A hand grenade comes through the window and lands on the seat next to the stockbroker. The soldiers leave the bus rapidly; the stockbroker calmly leaves the bus and walks down the street, in which the soldiers are engaging in a pitched battle. The stockbroker hails a taxi; it stops. No driver is visible. The stockbroker gets in and it drives off in the stockbroker's office: a secretary is dead across her typewriter with a knife in her back; at the back of the office a pair of legs swing gently from the ceiling; a couple are snogging at his desk. Unconcerned, the stockbroker sits down. Furtively he looks round, then takes from the desk drawer a comic-book entitled 'Thrills and Adventure'. We see the frames of the comic strip. A Superman-type character and a girl are shrinking from an explosion. She is saying 'My God, he's just exploded with enough force to destroy his kleenex. In the next frame, the Superman character is saying 'If only I had a kleenex to lend him - or even a linen handkerchief- but these trousers...!! No back pocket!' In the frame beneath, he flies from side to side attempting to escape; finally he breaks through, bringing the two frames above down on himself.)
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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