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Release Date: 1998  (M_Robertcop) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Produced By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (M_Robertcop) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC (M_Robertcop) 
  • Vocals: Tom Rockwell, Luke Sienkowski Background vocals: Tony Mason (M_Robertcop)
  • Parody of "California Love" by Dr. Dre and 2Pac (M_Robertcop)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hurts everybody
    Your halitosis
    Is ungodly
    It's amazing how bad you smell
    It's amazing I'm still alive
    It's amazing what you smell like
    No you're not very well liked
    Now I know what Hell's like

    Now let me introduce the brother with the wild wild breath
    His face is untouchable like grandmother's breasts
    The smell hits your nose hard, then you hit the floor
    You're out cold for a week and for a month you'll be sore
    He's only got three teeth and they all are rotten
    A state of emergency is what he's gotten
    Forgotten how to brush his last three teeth
    Lean green infected dental roots underneath
    A few years ago he moved to the town where I am
    And then all our pets started dyin'
    I couldn't believe the smell that came from his jaw
    Bloody mess, lookin' like he chewed on a chainsaw
    The smell reaches clear from Alaska to New York
    He's gotta grind his food and then eat it off a spork
    Uh, pull his finger, it smells the same way
    Strong enough to sink Californ-i-a

    Hurts everybody
    Your halitosis
    Is ungodly
    It's amazing your jaw is attached
    It's amazing your house still stands
    It's amazing how bad it's gotten
    Your mouth is rotten, it keeps on rottin'
    Brush, brush 'em baby
    Brush brush your teeth
    For the love of God
    Go brush your teeth

    Now what comes out of homie's mouth has really got me cryin'
    Soon as he comes in the room you see some people dyin'
    He's got that musty, lover-losin', hygiene resistant
    Breath that smells like a dead cow
    He really doesn't give a damn of what the people think though
    Yesterday he got a government fine ([Spice]yeah, I know)
    He never ate a certs or even chewed on bubble-gum
    Flosses after meals but the string cuts through his gums
    Been on TV programs world wide
    From the Oprah Winfrey show to Live at Five
    I think his breath is gettin' worse now, it's opaque
    To get through it you may have to use a snow plow
    He's a disgrace, so give me that bomb from the base
    I'm gonna blow that ugly smile off his face
    I think I need back up, 'cause the smell is comin' back up
    I grab a suitcase and I pack up, get me out!

    Hurts everybody
    Is ungodly
    It's amazing that you can breathe
    It's amazing your tongue still works
    It's amazing what color your breath is
    He thinks it's precious
    But look how my flesh is
    Brush, brush 'em baby
    Brush brush your teeth
    For the love of God
    Go brush your teeth
    Current Rating 8.0 (1 vote)
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    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  09-13-13 11:44 PM  -  9 years ago
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