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And now, please give a warm welcome to Jesus H. Crisis and the Holy Guns of God! (applause)
Yes, brothers and sisters, we're here tonight to celebrate the Prince of Peace.
Did everyone bring their piece tonight?
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Amen, load up your gun again
Amen, we're good God-fearin' men
And I'm here tonight to celebrate diversity
With all of my brothers, my significant other, and me
(Hey! Who let _him_ in here?)
(I dunno.)
(Well...we know what to do.)
(Yep.)
'Cause we're livin' in the home of the brave and the land of the free
(Hallelujah!)
Amen, load up your gun again
Amen, we're good God-fearin' men
Well, I'm here to celebrate thirty years with my wife
And in all those years, dontcha know I only strayed twice
(You know he strayed twice?)
(Sho' didn't.)
Was a youthful indiscretion for which I've paid the price
(Well, you know what to do!)
(Yep.)
(Praise the Lord! Hallelujah! Amen! Thank you, Jesus!)
Amen, load up your gun again
Amen, we're good God-fearin' men
Well, I'm here to celebrate a woman's right to choose
'Cause we know Roe v. Wade is sure good news
And we don't want no more back-alley blues, no, no
(Onward, Christian soldiers, marching off to war.
God is gonna get you, you two-timin' whore.)
(Amen! Hallelujah! Thank you, Jesus!)
Amen, load up your gun again
Amen, we're good God-fearin' men
Well, I'm here tonight to celebrate the Brady Bill
And the Sixth Commandment that says, Thou shalt not kill
'Cause if we live for love, we know we--
(Well, you know what to do!)
So hurray and hallelujah
You had it comin' to ya
So goody-goody for guns
And goody-goody for God (Thank you, Jesus)
'Cause it's a honky-tonky party here tonight
(Praise the Lord!)
There they go folks, the Holy Guns of God.
Gone on to meet their Gun Maker. (Backwoods) |
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