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Just Give The Money To Me 
By: Tom Smith
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Duration: 3:22 
Release Date: 4/9/2010 
Lyrics By: Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • "lyrics c/o The FuMP" (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • style parody of Tom Lehrer (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I've had it with all the Republicans
    I've had it with Democrats too
    The President, Congress, and talking heads
    They none of 'em know what to do

    But I've got a simple solution
    For our screwed-up economy
    These bailouts and buyouts and stimulus packages
    Just give it the money to me

    Just give the money to me, ya bums
    It'll work out, wait and see
    No way I can do any worse than you
    Just give the money to me

    First thing I'll do is I'll pay off
    Every mortgage and credit card
    The banks still get bailouts, but now so do we
    There, now, was that so hard?

    And everyone gets health insurance
    Your medical care is in place
    If you lose your job or need pricey drugs
    Or Dick Cheney shoots you in the face

    Just give the money to me, ya clowns
    I'm slightly more honest than thee
    You've had your shot, now here's more cash -- NOT
    Just give the money to me

    We'll bring back the factories and help desks
    From wherever the hell they all went
    And companies can either employ people here
    Or we'll tax 'em ten thousand percent

    They'll have to stop all their polluting
    From every pipe, chimney and vent
    And those who refuse can just breathe their own fumes
    I hope they've got lemon-fresh scent

    Just give the money to me, you fools
    Deposit it directly
    This way it should do somebody SOME good
    Just give the money to me

    Imagine a world without money
    Where no one's in desperate need
    Where food, shelter and entertainment
    Aren't subject to somebody's greed

    I hope that some day we can get there
    Till then, I know better than you
    And if I should empty a Best Buy or three
    Consider it only my due

    Just give the money to me, ya rubes
    I'll salvage our economy
    I might take some perks, but, hey, whatever works
    Just give the money to me

    Just give the money to me, ya bums
    I'll prove to you freedom ain't free
    No way I can do any worse than you
    Just give the money to me

    No way I can do MUCH worse than you...
    Just give the money to me!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.4 (2 votes)
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