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Song Details
Duration: 3:40 (DJ Particle) 
Release Date: 5/19/2010  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
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Keywords: COMEDY, COMEDY SONGS, CORMIER, COUGAR, FUNNY, FUNNY SONG, HONEY, HONEY HONEY, HUMOR, PARODY, RICK CORMIER, SONG, SUGAR, SUGAR SUGAR, THE ARCHIES 
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  • Parody of "Sugar Sugar" by The Archies (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Cougar, ah horny granny
    You're not eye-candy, girl
    And I think you're stalking me

    Horny, ah cougar, cougar
    You're someone's Nana, girl
    And I think you're hot for me

    You staggered over slow
    And plastered yourself onto me
    (Plastered yourself onto me)

    When you hugged me, girl
    Your breasts touched just above my knee
    (Boobs fell almost to my knees)

    Oh, cougar, oh, horny granny
    You're not eye-candy, girl
    And I think you're wanting me

    Cougar, ah tiny hiney
    Where are your panties, girl?
    Yeah, I think you're hot for me

    I just can't believe
    You're two weeks shy of eighty-three
    (Hair and eyes, so soft and blue)

    I just can't believe
    How tight your claws are clutching me
    (Pierced my wallet and came through)

    Woah, woah, woah Cougar!

    Pry this cougar off me, buddy!
    (Sweet Jesus!)
    Pry this cougar off and hurry!
    (Won't you help me, Lord?)
    (I like to kiss without my teeth!)
    Hey, hey, hey!
    Pry this cougar off me, oh yeah!

    Pry this cougar off and hurry!
    Pull this cougar off me, buddy!
    (Sweet Jesus!)
    (Want soured MILF and old cookies?)
    Hey, hey, hey!
    Pull this cougar off me, buddy!

    Ah, Cougar, ah grabby granny
    There's mould on your candy, girl
    But, I think you're hot for me

    Cougar, ah, ah, ah, horny honey
    (I get a discount on all my drinks!)
    You're someone's granny, girl
    Yeah, I think you're hot for me

    (Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie, we'll come back later to pick up your bicycle!)
    (Mmmmm....you smell NICE !!!)
    (ricloose)
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    Current Rating 9.3 (1 vote)
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