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6:18
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Release Date:
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12/6/2010 (DJ Particle)
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Lyrics By:
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Ethan Mawyer and Professor Incubus (incubus442)
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Produced By:
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Professor Incubus (incubus442)
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'Twas a dark, stormy Friday
Foolishly, I drove
Got blocked by a tree trunk
Lightning struck and it dove
On a secluded hilltop
I saw a spacious abode
The place was craggy
It looked quite gothic
I should've run down the road
But I trudged up the hillside
It beckoned like a hearse
I had some fears that by next mornin
I'd be dead or
Maybe Things would be worse
As I grasped the door handle
It opened on it's own
Heard the voice of a pale foreigner
It was speaking in monotone:
"Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania
Beds are really large
And it's free of charge
Plenty of ghouls at the Hotel Transylvania
And they'd love to see
The new company"
Can't say the kitchens are crowded
They've got a skeleton crew
And when there's guests they cook up just dessert:
Terrormasu
Heard a banshee scream so loud
Soaked through my seat
Turns out it's a tradition
Scares guests as they eat
Then of course Mr. Dracman
Tells me there's no wine
I said, "I'll take a pint of Guinness beer"
I was out of my mind
And still those vampires are coming from faaaaar awaaaaay
They'll wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
"We're having a blood drive at the Hotel Transylvania.
(you woke me up for that??!!)
Let me find a vein,
(GO AWAY!)
There will be no pain"
(OW!! That's what you think)
"You'll soon be undead at the Hotel Transylvania.
(Come on, give me a break!!)
We'll give you a break,
Cause we serve no STEAKS!!"
Mummies roaming freely
Igor's plucking eyes
And I think, compared to most of the denizens here
They seem very nice
And at the vampire table
They look ready to bite
Their cups seem full of some red, red wine
But they've got erythrocytes
Last thing I remember,
I was running round in the dark
I had to find the passage back
To the place where I had parked
Relax said the Vampire
Your platelets are well received
You won't get far cause there is no escape
At least thru Halloween (incubus442) |
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