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Felt Up for Christmas 
By: Lee Seitz
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Duration: 2:01 
Release Date: 12/10/2010 
Lyrics By: Lee Seitz (EclecticLee) 
Music By: S. Tepper and R. Bennett (EclecticLee) 
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Licensing: CC 
Keywords: CHRISTMAS, TSA 
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  • Parody of "Nuttin' for Christmas". (EclecticLee)
  • Song Lyrics:
    CHORUS:
    I'm gettin' felt up for Christmas
    I opted out of the scan
    I'm gettin' felt up for Christmas
    And now I've been touched by the Man

    I'm flying for the holidays
    Somebody's groping me
    I haven't flown since '98
    Somebody's groping me

    I didn't know you can't have ink
    Gel shoe inserts or a drink
    All forbidden but the kitchen sink
    Somebody's groping me

    CHORUS

    Radiation is the pits
    Somebody's groping me
    And naked pics I'll not permit
    Somebody's groping me

    It's not like I had a gun
    Plastic explosives by the ton
    Just some clippers and a stick of gum
    Somebody's groping me

    CHORUS

    So know the rules, whatever you do
    'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you,
    You'll get felt up for Christmas
    (EclecticLee)
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    Played on 3 shows:
    12-11-16, #MMP-4612-31-10, #ROTP_332
    11-29-12, #ISGD-12-49
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