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Rank this week: 31 (↑11)
Duration: 3:00 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 7/22/2010  (weirdojace) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: John Flansburgh (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • "The Stache" was arguably the most publicized of the six songs from the new album that Coulton debuted at his July 22, 2010 Northampton, MA show. In blog entries where he first announced the album the only song he described was about a 'mustache'. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin
    Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin

    Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    Everyday you can watch it grow
    Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    All this time finally you know
    What lips are for, no one can ignore the stache

    It's a big school, I think about if Tom went here
    We'd be so cool, double dating at the prom next year

    We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    Tender hearts, breaking one by one
    We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    Ladies please, there's room for everyone
    Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache

    Men of action all that matters is the bottom line
    Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine

    Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    Strain the world, let the good stuff in
    Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
    Make your stand, celebrate the skin
    Beneath your nose, ever grander grows, the stache
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    Played on 1 show:
    10-08-11, #11-41
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