How To Survive A Horror Movie by Mary Swistara

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How To Survive A Horror Movie
By: Mary Swistara

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Duration:	3:27
Release Date:	2011 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Mary Swistara (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Mary Swistara (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Whenever someone’s in trouble

Good advice is a must

But there’s one situation

Dear Abby has never discussed

If you find yourself trapped in a horror film

And you’re scared you won’t survive

Remember these helpful hints

And you just may get out alive.

{CHORUS}

Don’t! take a bath or a shower

Never go to bed

Don’t! go into the attic

Or hide in the closet instead

Don’t! go to summer camp

If you want to keep your head

And if you manage to kill the maniac

Make sure he’s dead.

When you’re walking past a creepy old house

And you hear a bloodcurd’ling scream

Pay no attention; tell yourself

It’s just someone having a dream

When you’re walking down a deserted street

And you spot an old friend just ahead

Turn around and walk the other way

If you know for a fact that she’s dead.

{Chorus}

If you hear a noise in the basement,

Don’t run down.

If he’s killing nurses, and you’re a nurse,

Move to another town

If you must stop for gas at a station

And they offer you something to eat

Just pretend you’re not hungry

‘Specially if it’s some kind of meat.

{Chorus}

If it’s dark, use a flashlight

A candle can be blown out.

If the killer’s nearby, keep quiet

He will hear you if you shout.

If you see a door slowly open

Don’t run over to find out why

Just run away as fast as you can

Or else you’re gonna die.

{Chorus}

Never go wandering off by yourself

Always carry a gun.

Don’t go wandering off with somebody else

‘Cause he’s certain to be the one.

And if you survive a horror film,

when they ask you to be in Part Two

Smile politely and tell them “no, thanks.”

‘Cause the first one to die would be you.

{Chorus}

©2011 Mary Swistara (Stavro Arrgolus)

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