It's All Been Done Before by Scott Sheldon

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It's All Been Done Before
By: Scott Sheldon

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It's all been done before!
It's all been done before!
You might be best, you might be worst.
Make the bedposts shake and the pillows burst,
But I guarantee you're not the first!
It's all been done before!

Even though it's all in Latin,
The Bible's full of hot begattin'.
Did they get freaky? Oy, gevalt!
That's why they all got turned to salt!
In couples, groups, or all alone,
They did those things that weren't condoned.
Then on Yom Kippur, they all atoned!
It's all been done before!

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In ancient Greece, we now have found,
They turned the ways of love around.
As stoically as they knew how,
They looked at love from both sides now.
Hey! What's Plato doing to Socrates?
Gee, I don't know. It's Greek to me!
It's the Socratic Method! See?
it's all been done before!

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Spoil the child and spare the rod?
Not if you're the Marquis de Sade!
You would not say he was a saint,
But he learned a great deal of restraint.
And, being French, he liked to kiss
In the special way that Frenchmen kiss.
Why do you sink zey talk like zis?
I's all bin done before!

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Even kings and queens and those on top
All do the horizontal bop.
The priests and the Illuminati
Often pondered, "Who's your daddy?"
So, darling, strictly entres nous,
Might I do the voulez vous with you?
Though it's been done a million times before,
Come on Darling, let's just do a little more!!! (ChrisWolvie)

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