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You don't have to me anorexic like a teenage popstar
And it's totally cool if you've got some scars
If you want to be sure that you'll wed
Play the Imperial March when he comes to bed
He'll be the world's most faithful suitor
When he sees the tattoos of Captain Kirk on your hooters
With a geek by your side
Even if your butt is wide
You can roll with pride
Through the Ren Fair
With a geek you'll be fine
You can look like Frankenstein
He will not decline
You're the answer to his prayer
Cuz geeks don't care
If you dress like slave girl Princess Leia
There's a really good chance that he'll wanna lay ya
On a king size bed with Harry Potter sheets
Call him Lord Vader when he skeet skeet skeets
Always tell him that he's your guitar hero
You'll be his final fantasy
With a geek you'll be glad
Cuz baldness ain't so bad
Sigourney Weaver looked totally rad
In Alien with no hair
With a geek you'll be on track
Even with your hairy back
He'll supply you with what you lack
A lifetime supply of Nair
Cuz geeks don't care
He's a five, you're a five
Together you're a ten
Some hot geek love is about to begin
With a geek you'll be hot
It's just a little jungle rot
Just flash him a little coin slot
He'll forget it's there
With a geek life if good
If you're breathing he'll get wood
Lepers are misunderstood
You're just a crusty teddy bear
Cuz geeks don't care. (Phil Johnson) |
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| Played on 11 shows: |
 | 08-05-22, #WOTR_288 | | 08-13-12, #MM-271 |
| 11-11-17, #KMCC- 12-06 | | 08-11-12, #AOTA-120811 |
| 11-11-17, #KMCC- 12-06 | | 08-10-12, #MMDT20_12-32 |
 | 11-17-12, #12-46 | | 08-03-12, #MMDT20_12-31 |
| 08-18-12, #AOTA-120818 | | 07-28-12, #ISGD-12-30 |
| 08-14-12, #BWR-12-08-14 | | |
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