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Rank this week: 22 (↓11)
Duration: 3:25 
Release Date: 1971  (Dillie) 
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Song Lyrics:
I stepped out of the shower
And got a good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head
Man, I thought it was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror
On the back of the bathroom door
And I just don't look good naked anymore

So I'm going upstairs to turn the bathroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there smile and strut and flex
Until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, I use to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the doctors
For my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff
Suddenly he said, "Man!"
I said, "What is it Doc? Some fatal disease?
I just gotta know the score
He said, "No, you just don't look good naked anymore."

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well, I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit soaking up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey!
There's an old white whale washed up on the shore!"
I just don't look good naked anymore

Now my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a'draggin' the floor

And I just don't look good naked anymore

Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
Played on 3 shows:
08-06-16, #AOTA-16080604-16-00, #00-16
09-10-11, #11-37
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Messages about the song: "I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore"
tguitar   Offline  -  Member  -  12-24-09 01:43 PM  -  11 years ago

Is there a website link to this song. I had someone send one to me and it isn't out there anymore. It was the whole song. Thanks!

Did you get the song? If not, go to U Tube and you will find it there.
  Online  -   -  06-25-07 01:23 PM  -  14 years ago
Hello... I had this song in an email a long time ago, funniest thing I ever heard. I lost it from my files. Do you have the vidio of those old people sitting naked in lawn chairs and the music & lyrics being sung ? If so, I would LOVE to have you send it to me. Please, pretty please.
Thanks, Nan
Robp   Offline  -  Member  -  10-14-05 04:43 PM  -  15 years ago
Can you email me the song?
Robp   Offline  -  Member  -  10-14-05 04:41 PM  -  15 years ago
Can you email me the lyrics
Thanks Rob P
Dillie   Offline  -  Member  -  09-30-05 11:26 AM  -  15 years ago
I would like to have the lyrics to I Just don't look good naked anymore. Thanks
DP   Offline  -  Member  -  05-10-05 10:17 PM  -  16 years ago
Is there a website link to this song. I had someone send one to me and it isn't out there anymore. It was the whole song. Thanks!
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