Santa Claus is Gummin' Food Down by Rick Cormier

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Santa Claus is Gummin' Food Down
By: Rick Cormier

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Duration:	1:59
Release Date:	12/19/2012
Lyrics By:	Rick Cormier (ricloose)
Music By:	Rick Cormier (ricloose)
Produced By:	Rick Cormier (ricloose)
Released By:	Rick Cormier (ricloose)
Published By:	Rick Cormier (ricloose)
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Parody of carol "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" (DJ Particle)

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Oh! Seems Santa got stewed
On way too much stout
An elf with a ‘tude
Knocked all his teeth out
Santa Claus is gummin' food down

Saint Nick made a pass
At Wink the elf’s wife
Thank goodness Wink had
A club, not a knife
Santa Claus is gummin' food down

Incisors and some canines
Would help to bite and chew
He starts his tea at noon time
But, it’s night before he’s through

So…he bought a new grin
Thought he’d save a bit
The uppers are tin
The lowers don’t fit
Santa Claus is gummin' food down

Cookies are out
They hurt his gums
Leave him some cake
When Christmas Eve comes
Santa Claus is gummin' food down

Pillow in air,
He yells, “What’s the deal?”
No change is there
Tooth Fairy ain’t real
Santa Claus is gummin' food down

He’s shunning peanut brittle
And no more Jujubes
His pantry’s stocked with Gerber’s jars
Of creamed spinach and strained peas

Oh! Santa got stewed
On way too much stout
An elf with a ‘tude
Knocked all his teeth out
Santa Claus is gummin'

(Where are my glatheth?)

Santa Claus is gummin'

(Where are my teeth?)

Santa Claus is gummin'
Food down

(Ho, Ho Ho, Mewwy Chrithmath!)
(ricloose)

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