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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
Duration: 1:59 
Release Date: 12/19/2012 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
Published By: Rick Cormier (ricloose) 
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  • Parody of carol "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh! Seems Santa got stewed
    On way too much stout
    An elf with a ‘tude
    Knocked all his teeth out
    Santa Claus is gummin' food down

    Saint Nick made a pass
    At Wink the elf’s wife
    Thank goodness Wink had
    A club, not a knife
    Santa Claus is gummin' food down

    Incisors and some canines
    Would help to bite and chew
    He starts his tea at noon time
    But, it’s night before he’s through

    So…he bought a new grin
    Thought he’d save a bit
    The uppers are tin
    The lowers don’t fit
    Santa Claus is gummin' food down

    Cookies are out
    They hurt his gums
    Leave him some cake
    When Christmas Eve comes
    Santa Claus is gummin' food down

    Pillow in air,
    He yells, “What’s the deal?”
    No change is there
    Tooth Fairy ain’t real
    Santa Claus is gummin' food down

    He’s shunning peanut brittle
    And no more Jujubes
    His pantry’s stocked with Gerber’s jars
    Of creamed spinach and strained peas

    Oh! Santa got stewed
    On way too much stout
    An elf with a ‘tude
    Knocked all his teeth out
    Santa Claus is gummin'

    (Where are my glatheth?)

    Santa Claus is gummin'

    (Where are my teeth?)

    Santa Claus is gummin'
    Food down

    (Ho, Ho Ho, Mewwy Chrithmath!)
    (ricloose)
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    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    12-04-13, #ISGD-13-5212-21-12, #MMDT20_12-51
    = Show you can listen to online
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