I Like Ebert by Ryan Hopak & The Happy Chinchillas (f/ Janna)

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I Like Ebert
By: Ryan Hopak & The Happy Chinchillas (f/ Janna)

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Parody of "I'm Like A Bird" by Nelly Furtado (Zapato)

Has Roger Ebert heard the song "I Like Ebert"? Our first two copies went to him and Dr. Demento (who discovered Weird Al). Roger sent us a copy of his latest book. On the inside cover he wrote, "For Ryan and Janna" and drew a picture of a thumbs-up! (staxwax)

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When I want to
See a flick
And don’t know what to choose
I turn to
My favorite critic
And I read his reviews

And Leonard Maltin’s OK
Gene Siskel was, too

I like Ebert, and what he has to say
Film goers counting on him
When they’re reading his column
(And baby all I need for you to know is)
I like Ebert, he really makes my day
He’s the best movie watcher
With the first name of Roger

I don’t think he
Liked “Gladiator”
When he said this film sucks
But he kept me
From the theater
And he saved me eight bucks

And when he’s on TV
My nose is on the screen

I like Ebert, I really love his show
Like the way that he sums up
All those films with a thumbs up
(And baby all I need for you to know is)
I like Ebert, and everybody knows
He’s the critic from Chicago
Always taking up the front row
(And baby all I need for you to know is)

Well I don’t care that he’s got a wife
And I’d be his co-host for life
If he would leave Richard Roeper
If movie popcorn were our love
The one for Roger & me would have to be
The biggest tub

Oh, will he hold my hand
When the lights go out, yeah
Answer, man
Thumbs up or thumbs down?

I like Ebert (I like Ebert)
He’s got real sexy glasses
And a lot of movie passes
(And baby all I need for you to know is)
I like Ebert, I wanna take him home
Nobody could look better
With silver hair and a sweater
(And baby all I need for you to know is)

I like Ebert, and if he thinks I’m cute
Pretty soon we’ll be getting
Rave reviews for our wedding
(And baby all I need for you to know is)
I like Ebert, and when we say, “I do”
Instead of rice over our heads
They’ll be throwing Raisinets
(And baby all I need for you to know is)

I like Ebert, and on our honeymoon
My “Citizen Kane”-loving big stud
Will want to do it on rosebuds
(And baby all I need for you to know is)
I like Ebert, and when the night is through
He’ll be calling his new bride
A non-stop exciting thrill ride
(And baby all I need for you to know is)

But until then the balcony is closed
(Zapato)

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Played on 8 shows:
	12-26-13, #ISGD-13-56	04-09-13, #BWR-13-04-09
	04-18-13, #ISGD-13-16	05-05-04, #KMCC_01-10
	04-13-13, #AOTA-130413	10-14-03, #ISGD-03-40
	04-11-13, #ISGD-13-15	07-13-03, #03-28
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