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Rank this week: 41 (↑1)
Duration: 4:17 
Release Date: 1979  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: Broadway Blotto (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Broadway Blotto (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Farnsworth Blotto & Art Snay (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Blotto Records (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: ASCAP  #390360037 
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  • Originally released on the EP "Hello! My Name Is Blotto. What's Yours?" (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Selling shoes
    Another loser working in a shopping mall
    9 to 5
    A slave driver telling me, "Get on the ball!"
    A crowded store
    I kneel before them
    Misery beyond compare
    Sweaty socks
    A lady boxer
    What's she got against fresh air?
    I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
    Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
    I, I, I wanna guard your life
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
    Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
    Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
    White stuff on my nose
    Selling shoes
    Another loser working in a shopping mall
    I'm getting fat
    What does it matter?
    Nobody cares at all
    But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
    Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
    Summer blondes revealing tanlines
    I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
    I, I, I wanna guard your life
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
    Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
    In the salty air (lifeguard)
    White stuff on my nose
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
    I, I, I wanna guard your life
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
    Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
    Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
    White stuff in my nose
    I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
    (peterpuck9)
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    Current Rating 2.9 (3 votes)
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