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| Originally released on the EP "Hello! My Name Is Blotto. What's Yours?" (peterpuck9) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me, "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
(peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
4.6
(4 votes)
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| Played on 40 shows: |
 | 06-19-21, #AOTA-210619 | | 04-16-06, #MMS-23 |
| 06-21-17, #ISGD-17-25 |  | 05-29-05, #05-22 |
| 06-24-16, #ISGD-16-27 | | 06-27-04, #04-26 |
| 06-18-16, #16-25 | | 07-14-03, #XM-08 |
| 06-20-15, #15-25 | | 06-16-03, #ISGD-03-23 |
| 02-22-14, #14-08 | | 06-01-03, #03-22 |
| 08-10-13, #AOTA-130810 | | 02-28-99, #99-09 |
| 06-08-13, #13-23 | | 06-22-97, #97-25 |
| 06-23-12, #AOTA-120623 | | 05-19-96, #96-20 |
| 06-19-12, #BWR-12-06-19 | | 06-11-95, #95-24 |
| 02-25-12, #AOTA-120225 | | 06-07-92, #92-23 |
| 06-21-11, #BWR-11-06-21 | | 06-16-91, #91-24 |
| 02-19-11, #11-08 | | 06-03-90, #90-22 |
| 01-29-11, #MMS-140 | | 07-30-89, #89-31 |
| 06-19-10, #10-25 | | 06-12-88, #88-24 |
| 06-14-09, #MMCZ-09-21 | | 05-12-85, #85-19 |
| 06-14-09, #09-24 | | 07-29-84, #84-31 |
| 06-22-08, #08-25 | | 05-01-83, #83-18 |
| 01-28-07, #MMS-63 | | 05-16-82, #82-20 |
| 05-28-06, #06-22 | | 08-09-81, #81-32 |
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Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.
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