I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas  By: Robert Lund f/ Chelsi Stahr

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Duration:	2:00
Release Date:	2003  (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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"I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero)" (original version) was done by Gayla Peevey. (czwrefsteven)

Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" (Spaff.com)

Web pages about this song:

Elves Gone Wild! "I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas" Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" (Spaff.com)

Where to Buy:

Elves Gone Wild! The Robert Lund Christmas CD (Spaff.com)

Song Lyrics:

I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas Only major silicone will do So don't go and preach That inner-beauty speech I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach It's augmentation surgery for Christmas Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too You're not so refined To claim that love is blind You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J.Lo from behind I can see you now on Christmas morning Gasping hard for air You'll be thankin' Santa Claus Once you've taken off the gauze To find a South Beach Barbie standing there I've no more desires For pads and lifts and wires My body is a temple so I need some taller spires I'm not requesting tons Of alterati-ons Just give me a body that's like Pamela Anderson's I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas Some 37-Double-D's and then A rhytidectomy And a rhinoplasty You'll slide up next to me Sayin', "Man, those boys're nasty!" And man, the nasty boys'll love me, too! (MarlinsGirl)

Available on the following album:

Elves Gone Wild

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Played on 18 shows:
	12-22-17, #WOTR_65		11-30-08, #08-48
	12-12-16, #MMS-207		12-30-07, #MMS-105
	11-19-16, #KMCC-T12-05		12-16-07, #07-50
	12-12-15, #15-50		11-30-07, #MMDT20_07-47
	03-08-15, #BWR-15-03-08		12-10-06, #MMS-57
	12-10-11, #11-50		12-03-06, #06-49
	12-25-10, #MMP-2		12-11-05, #05-50
	12-12-09, #BR-09-97		12-05-04, #04-49
	12-14-08, #MMS-118		11-28-04, #04-48
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