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Rank this week: 10 (↑22)
Duration: 2:44 
Release Date: 1979 
Lyrics By: Benjamin Samberg 
Music By: Benjamin Samberg (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By:
Released By: Vanguard (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Madison Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI  #711550 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Song Lyrics:
Ikey and Mikey were digging in a well,
Said Ikey to Mikey, "I hope you go to Hel-
-en's birthday party, you will be quite a hit."
Said Mikey to Ikey, "I think you're full of shi-
-sh-ke-bab and pizza, and you drink a lot of tea,
And every hour on the hour you have to make a pe-
-anut butter sandwidge, to feed your hungry heart,
But when you eat those Boston beans you always leave a far-
-eign letter in my mailbox- you're a crazy man,
Sometimes I get so angry I could kick you in the can-
-dy store and hold your head, beneath the water tap,
'Cause when you say you're sorry, that's just a lot of cra-
-bgrass, my buddy, so if you're really wise,
You'll ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies."

Ikey and Mikey, in a most exclusive place,
Were held up by a mugger, who cut up Ikey's fa-
-vorite coat and robbed him, and hit him with a hose,
But Mikey grabbed the scoundrel, and punched him in the no-
-good head repeatedly, until he ran away,
So Ikey and Mikey went back to New York City,
The fun place, a town they can't resist,
Where there is law and order, and crime does not exist.

Ikey and Mikey once had a luncheon date,
They paid the man a quarter for a doughnut on a plate.
The waiter said, "Your quarter has a hole, through and through,"
So Ikey told the waiter, "Your doughnut has one too."
Now Ikey and Mikey are known from coast to coast,
And everybody drinks up when they hear their famous toast.
"The morning sun may kiss the grass
The clock may kiss the hours that pass
The flowing wine can kiss the glass
And you my friends...
...Drink hearty!"
Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
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