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Rank this week: 41 (↑2)
Duration: 1:51 
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Fart jokes, we all love fart jokes
As much as we admit that we like smart jokes
We all can appreciate a Noel Coward quip
But we all go bananas when the pope lets it rip
Cause it’s a fart joke
We all love fart jokes
And everybody farts

Fart jokes, we all love fart jokes
Much more than affairs of the heart jokes
When you’re in school, bored with Shakespearean prose
The teacher lets it fly, milk comes out of our nose
Cause it’s a fart joke
We all love fart jokes
And everybody farts

Take it, Hans

Fart jokes, we all love fart jokes
Less controversial than don’t even start jokes
When you’re in the conference room awaiting your turn
The boss gives an opinion and it’s meeting adjourned
Cause it’s a fart joke
We all love fart jokes
And everybody farts (don’t even go there)
Everybody farts (open a window)
Everybody farts
(Dave Guhlow)
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Played on 1 show:
01-17-15, #ISGD-15-03
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