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It's Your Birthday And You're Still Stupid 
By: Bob Lyons
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Rank this week: 30 (↑9)
Duration: 2:53 
Release Date: 1998  (bob lyons) 
Lyrics By: Bob Lyons (bob lyons) 
Music By: Bob Lyons (bob lyons) 
Produced By: Chris Weibel & Bob Lyons (bob lyons) 
Released By: Bob Lyons Music (bob lyons) 
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  • The CD single with encolsed birthday card may be purchased by sending $3.50 (U.S. currency - check or money order) to BOB LYONS MUSIC / P.O. BOX 21306/ COLUMBUS,OH 43221 (bob lyons)
  • The song was written for my older sister, Kathy, and recorded and pressed for her 50th birthday. (bob lyons)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's your birthday and you're still stupid
    You're just another day closer to the grave...... DEATH AT YOUR DOOR
    BREATHING'S A CHORE
    MAALOX IS LOVE
    Getting older, but you're still stupid
    and, socially, you still dwell in a cave...............ONE FOOT IN GRAVE
    LIVES IN A CAVE
    FLOSSING FOR FUN
    You're much older, but no wiser
    The pit without the plum
    It's your birthday and, let's face it -
    You're dumb................................................YES, YOU ARE DUMB
    THAT MEANS "NOT SMART"
    INCREDIBLY DUMB
    On your birthday, you'll be smiling
    As gifts stream in from all over the state..........CHEAP LITTLE GIFTS
    YOU'RE STILL THE PITS
    PITY, NOT LOVE
    You'll be shrieking, "Look what I've got! A bib,
    a rattle, a tin cup, and plate!"........................THRILLED TO THE BONE
    HEAD'S IN THE ZONE
    YOU'RE A DIM BULB
    You'll be screaming, smiling, drooling
    Your heart bursting with joy
    But your brain, dear, will be somewhere in Savoy

    I guess you never really wanted a brain
    You thought they said, "train" or maybe "airplane"
    So, when God offered one to you
    You proudly shrieked, "I already have my choo-choo!"...CUT LOOSE
    WITH JUST A CABOOSE

    It's your birthday and you're still stupid
    You're just another day closer to the grave...... DEATH AT YOUR DOOR
    BREATHING'S A CHORE
    MAALOX IS LOVE
    Getting older, but you're still stupid
    and, socially, you still dwell in a cave...............ONE FOOT IN GRAVE
    LIVES IN A CAVE
    FLOSSING FOR FUN
    You're much older, but no wiser
    The pit without the plum
    It's your birthday and hey, let's face it -
    You're dumb................................................DUMB, YES, YOU ARE DUMB
    INCREDIBLY DUMB
    DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB
    DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    (bob lyons)
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    bob lyons   Offline  -  Member  -  09-03-06 05:18 PM  -  15 years ago
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    Hi! It's Bob Lyons. Yes, I wrote this silly song, for my MUCH older sister, Kathy (she'll like that), but I also write and record quality contemporary music, too! Please check out my website at www.boblyonsmusic.com
    You may, also, e-mail me at boblyonsmusic@yahoo.com
    Thanks.
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