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| The CD single with encolsed birthday card may be purchased by sending $3.50 (U.S. currency - check or money order) to BOB LYONS MUSIC / P.O. BOX 21306/ COLUMBUS,OH 43221 (bob lyons) |
| The song was written for my older sister, Kathy, and recorded and pressed for her 50th birthday. (bob lyons) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
It's your birthday and you're still stupid
You're just another day closer to the grave...... DEATH AT YOUR DOOR
BREATHING'S A CHORE
MAALOX IS LOVE
Getting older, but you're still stupid
and, socially, you still dwell in a cave...............ONE FOOT IN GRAVE
LIVES IN A CAVE
FLOSSING FOR FUN
You're much older, but no wiser
The pit without the plum
It's your birthday and, let's face it -
You're dumb................................................YES, YOU ARE DUMB
THAT MEANS "NOT SMART"
INCREDIBLY DUMB
On your birthday, you'll be smiling
As gifts stream in from all over the state..........CHEAP LITTLE GIFTS
YOU'RE STILL THE PITS
PITY, NOT LOVE
You'll be shrieking, "Look what I've got! A bib,
a rattle, a tin cup, and plate!"........................THRILLED TO THE BONE
HEAD'S IN THE ZONE
YOU'RE A DIM BULB
You'll be screaming, smiling, drooling
Your heart bursting with joy
But your brain, dear, will be somewhere in Savoy
I guess you never really wanted a brain
You thought they said, "train" or maybe "airplane"
So, when God offered one to you
You proudly shrieked, "I already have my choo-choo!"...CUT LOOSE
WITH JUST A CABOOSE
It's your birthday and you're still stupid
You're just another day closer to the grave...... DEATH AT YOUR DOOR
BREATHING'S A CHORE
MAALOX IS LOVE
Getting older, but you're still stupid
and, socially, you still dwell in a cave...............ONE FOOT IN GRAVE
LIVES IN A CAVE
FLOSSING FOR FUN
You're much older, but no wiser
The pit without the plum
It's your birthday and hey, let's face it -
You're dumb................................................DUMB, YES, YOU ARE DUMB
INCREDIBLY DUMB
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(bob lyons) |
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| Played on 19 shows: |
 | 04-03-21, #KMCC-15-16 |  | 03-11-07, #07-10 |
| 05-09-20, #AOTA-200509 | | 10-02-05, #05-40 |
| 05-12-18, #AOTA-180512 | | 02-22-04, #XM-39 |
| 03-31-18, #KMCC SE 003 | | 03-30-03, #03-13 |
| 01-07-17, #AOTA-170107 | | 04-09-00, #00-15 |
| 09-27-14, #AOTA-140927 | | 01-30-00, #00-05 |
| 03-27-12, #BWR-12-03-27 | | 06-21-98, #98-25 |
| 10-04-11, #BWR-11-10-04 | | 05-10-98, #98-19 |
| 05-21-11, #AOTA-110521 | | 04-05-98, #98-14 |
| 10-07-07, #MMS-95 | | |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Hi! It's Bob Lyons. Yes, I wrote this silly song, for my MUCH older sister, Kathy (she'll like that), but I also write and record quality contemporary music, too! Please check out my website at www.boblyonsmusic.com
You may, also, e-mail me at boblyonsmusic@yahoo.com
Thanks.
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Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended
to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before
they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted
under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The
ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.
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