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Duration: 3:37 
Release Date: 1962  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Allan Sherman (sav-man) 
Music By: Allan Sherman (sav-man) 
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Released By: Warner Brothers Records (sav-man) 
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  • From Sherman's smash 1962 debut MY SON, THE FOLK SINGER. (sav-man)
  • Parody of "Water Boy." (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Seltzer boy
    Where are you hiding
    If you don't come right now
    I'm gon' tell you boss on you


    Don't bring me water
    I rather have seltzer
    'Cause water don't bubble
    And water don't fizz

    Water I hate it
    'Cause it ain't carbonated
    But a glass of seltzer
    On the other hand is

    Don't bring me Pepsi
    Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
    Don't bring a malted
    And don't bring me champagne

    I'll tell you what boy
    Bring me one scotch and soda
    Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
    And leave the 2 cents plain

    Seltzer boy
    When are you coming?
    If don't bring that seltzer
    I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

    Seltzer boy
    [Seltzer squirting]
    That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
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    Played on 1 show:
    10-10-76, #115
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