Seltzer Boy by Allan Sherman

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Seltzer Boy
By: Allan Sherman

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Duration:	3:37
Release Date:	1962 (sav-man)
Lyrics By:	Allan Sherman (sav-man)
Music By:	Allan Sherman (sav-man)
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Released By:	Warner Brothers Records (sav-man)
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From Sherman's smash 1962 debut MY SON, THE FOLK SINGER. (sav-man)

Parody of "Water Boy." (sav-man)

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Song Lyrics:

Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you

Oy.

Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz

Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is

Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne

I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain

Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce? (M_Robertcop)

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Available on the following albums:
My Son, The Folk Singer	My Son, The Box [Limited Edition]
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	10-10-76, #115

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