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Duration: 2:46 
Release Date: 1981  (XTitan) 
Lyrics By: New lyrics by Kevin Segal and Vince Sanchez (XTitan) 
Music By: New lyrics by Kevin Segal and Vince Sanchez (XTitan) 
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I worked with Vince at Knott's Berry Farm back in 1981 and 1982, and we wrote this song in about 15 minutes.- XTitan
  • Parody of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's something he can't erase
    He needs it when he blows
    It's in the middle of his face
    Jimmy Durante nose

    It makes a noise when he coughs
    It goes on down to his toes
    His glasses never fall off
    Jimmy Durante nose

    First he picks it
    Then he flicks it
    Then he has to find a place to stick it
    It's humongous
    And if you look real hard inside you can find some fungus
    Everyone thinks it's a hose
    It's a Jimmy Durante nose

    Short people use it for shade
    When he tell lies it grows
    When he kisses it's in the way
    Jimmy Durante nose

    He can vacuum the floor
    Just like he's sniffing a rose
    But he can't open the door
    Jimmy Durante nose


    Bridge of Sniffing

    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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