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Johnnie's Big Mistake
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Brad Hotchkiss
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Johnnie was a gentle lad, a mild-mannered boy
He did everything his parents said to do
The neighbors thought him so polite, an example to their kids
But then he changed, he became deranged
All the neighbors' cats and dogs began to disappear
Strange sounds started coming from Johnnie's basement
He became withdrawn, he hardly talked to anyone
As he labored day and night to build his strange machine
How Johnnie loved to play with his beautiful machine
Everyday he'd scrub it down to keep its grinders clean
He'd loved to turn the crank and hear the meshing of the gears
His victims' cries of pain and fear were music to his ears
He'd go Crunch Crunch Crunch
He'd go Grind Grind Grind
Brought a smile to his lips and madness to his mind
Now no-one thought that Johnnie could be doing something wrong
But before long they began to grow suspicious
Soon parents would not let their kids play at Johnnie's house
'Cause some of them, would not be seen again
Late one nite he stepped downstairs to play with his machine
But there was something wrong, the machine it wouldn't work
Johnnie thought he knew exactly what the problem was
So he climbed inside to see if he could fix it
Meanwhile Johnnie's mother was walking in her sleep
Her silent footsteps moving down the stairs
She crept toward the machine and gave the crank a mighty turn
And with a scream, son Johnnie was murdered
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Played on 2 shows:
01-26-13, #03-04
01-22-89, #89-04
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I know the last line as: "and with a scream, soon Johnnie was burger!"
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