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A lot of people in life have a mission
An all-consuming, purposeful ambition
Some people want to learn to dance
Some others want to go to France
And some just want to stay at home and fix their car transmission
But I have accomplished lots so far, you see
The battle’s almost over now for me
But there’s still one thing that I must do
Before my living days are through
I just want to make sure the Backstreet Boys die horribly
That is right, I want to kill the Backstreet Boys
I’ll meet them at the airport and then
I’ll take my AK-47
And blow them all to heaven
The bad news is I’ll never ever get a date again
The music industry has taken dips in recent years
Just look at 98 degrees, N'Sync and Britney Spears!
But the worst teenager band right now
Has A.J. and Kevin and Brian and Howie
And Nick, and they all get paid lots of cash to promote Sears
When I hear any of their songs it feels like a colonic
They’re really popular, but don’t you think that it’s ironic
That there are more guys in that band
Than there are non-female fans
The talent of the Backstreet Boys seems quite oxymoronic
That is why I’ve got to kill the Backstreet Boys
Their poppy melodies are nauseatin’
They drive me right out of my mind
It would not surprise me to find
They got all their success because an ancient pact with Satan
And if you think I might get caught
And charged with murder and assault
I’ll simply show the jury exhibit A
And then I won’t get fried
‘Cause they’ll realize it’s justified
The video for “I Want It That Way”, Hey Hey
Some girls might think I’m jealous of the Backstreet Boys’ success
And even though that’s true that doesn’t mean I must confess.
They’ll throb your heart ‘cause they’re so cute
But if you’re smart or quite astute
You’ll know that they’re called BSB, with an emphasis on BS.
That is why I’ve got to kill the Backstreet Boys
To put them out of their misery
There is only one forseeable flaw
I hear that it’s against the law
To kill five guys for being lame
They’ll tell me I should be ashamed
They’ll say what I did was macabre
And all the girls will start to sob
And then I’ll tell the policemen
I’d kill those Backstreet Boys again
To save the ounce of dignity
Left in the music industry
And they would all agree with me!
That’s why I’ve got to kill the Backstreet Boys!
(M_Robertcop) |
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| Played on 23 shows: |
 | 05-05-18, #AOTA-180505 |  | 06-10-07, #07-23 |
| 06-26-17, #OTR-3-26 | | 11-18-03, #ISGD-03-48 |
| 01-21-17, #AOTA-170121 | | 09-29-03, #ISGD-03-36 |
| 02-07-16, #MMS-194 | | 06-30-03, #ISGD-03-25 |
| 08-02-14, #AOTA-140802 | | 12-31-00, #00-53 |
| 02-11-14, #MMP-28 | | 09-03-00, #00-36 |
| 01-08-13, #BWR-13-01-08 | | 07-23-00, #00-30 |
| 01-07-12, #AOTA-120107 | | 06-18-00, #00-25 |
| 06-18-11, #AOTA-110618 | | 05-21-00, #00-21 |
| 03-26-11, #AOTA-110326 | | 05-14-00, #00-20 |
| 04-11-10, #MMCZ-10-15 | | 04-09-00, #00-15 |
| 10-12-08, #08-41 | | |
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