The Square Root Dance by Dave Guhlow

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The Square Root Dance
By: Dave Guhlow

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Now everyone in town
Is at the old hoedown
And everyone has slide rules in their hands
They’re gonna jamboree
With trigonometry
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance

Now couples on a date
Will differentiate
When calculating chances for romance
Their probability
Is plain geometry
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance

Now everybody promenade
If you want a passing grade
Allemande with passion all
Let’s not be irrational
(Let’s not be irrational)

You better have your game
When the caller says your name
And you don’t know the answer in advance
They’ll pull you off the floor
And push you out the door
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance

Alright everybody, let’s form a polygon, let’s go

Now everybody do-si-do
Don’t divide it by zero
Swing your partner with a jerk
Just be sure to show your work
(Just be sure to show your work)

So bring the families
And share the expertise
And bring the kids, the uncles and the aunts
Where algebra’s a plus
Right up to calculus
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance
When everybody takes their stance
Doin’ the square root dance

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	10-15-17, #OTR-3-42	04-19-17, #ISGD-17-16
	05-20-17, #AOTA-170520
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