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Duration: 2:22 
Release Date: 1991  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Michael Nelson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Michael Nelson (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Published By: Troubled Tunes (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #895593485 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • This song is from a host segment from MST3K episode 321, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". (Bill L)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Crow: Hit it, Cambot!
    Tom: Oh! Oh, I start. I get it. Hmm.
    Crow: I'm sorry.
    Tom: Pick it up. (singing)

    Tom: Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
    Crow: We'll gather at the Roadhouse, with our next of kin.
    Joel: And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
    Bots: We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.
    Tom: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
    Crow: Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

    Joel (interrupting): Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.
    Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas?
    Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
    Tom: Yeah!
    Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on!
    Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
    Crow: Thank you.
    Tom: I like that. (singing)

    Tom: It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
    Crow: I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
    Joel: I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
    Bots: I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh!
    All: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
    And this can be the haziest...
    this can be the laziest...
    This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them AAALLLLLLLLLL!"
    Tom: La la la laa ha HAAA!
    Crow: How long before it becomes a standard?
    Joel: I think you gotta come with me. C'mon. (Grabs Crow and exits.)
    Crow: WAAAGH!
    (Bill L)
    Current Rating 9.7 (4 votes)
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