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| This song is from a host segment from MST3K episode 321, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". (Bill L) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Crow: Hit it, Cambot!
Tom: Oh! Oh, I start. I get it. Hmm.
Crow: I'm sorry.
Tom: Pick it up. (singing)
Tom: Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
Crow: We'll gather at the Roadhouse, with our next of kin.
Joel: And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
Bots: We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.
Tom: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Crow: Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!
Joel (interrupting): Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.
Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas?
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
Tom: Yeah!
Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on!
Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
Crow: Thank you.
Tom: I like that. (singing)
Tom: It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
Crow: I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
Joel: I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
Bots: I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh!
All: Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
this can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them AAALLLLLLLLLL!"
Tom: La la la laa ha HAAA!
Crow: How long before it becomes a standard?
Joel: I think you gotta come with me. C'mon. (Grabs Crow and exits.)
Crow: WAAAGH! (Bill L) |
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| Played on 32 shows: |
 | 12-04-20, #WOTR_202 |  | 12-18-10, #10-51 |
| 07-26-17, #ISGD-17-31 | | 12-06-09, #MMS-132 |
| 12-18-16, #WOTR_19 | | 09-25-09, #MMDT20_09-39 |
| 12-10-16, #AOTA-161210 | | 12-20-08, #MMCZ_XMAS08C |
| 12-25-15, #MMDT20_15-52 | | 12-17-08, #MMS-119 |
| 12-22-15, #MMCZ-15-02 | | 12-30-07, #MMS-105 |
| 12-20-15, #BWR-15-12-20 | | 12-23-06, #ROTP_122 |
| 12-19-15, #AOTA-151219 | | 12-03-06, #06-49 |
| 12-02-14, #BWR-14-12-02 | | 12-24-05, #ROTP_070 |
| 12-24-13, #BWR-13-12-24 | | 12-18-05, #05-51 |
| 12-07-13, #AOTA-131207 | | 12-17-05, #MMS-9 |
| 12-08-12, #AOTA-121208 | | 12-15-03, #XM-30 |
| 12-04-12, #BWR-12-12-04 | | 12-15-02, #02-50 |
| 12-20-11, #BWR-11-12-20 | | 12-02-01, #01-48 |
| 12-10-11, #AOTA-111210 | | 07-16-00, #00-29 |
| 12-03-11, #11-49 | | 12-12-99, #99-50 |
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