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LET’S MAKE LOVE IN A MICROWAVE
© Lory Lazarus
Well I was walkin’ down the aisle near the appliances at Sears
When a girl standin’ by the ovens captured my eye.
She said, “Baby, step on over, forget your troubles and your fears,
‘Cause I know a lovely way to make your time go by…”
Let’s make love in a microwave.
You be the master, I’ll be the slave.
Come on baby, you can be brave –
It’s such an easy thing to do.
Let’s make love in a microwave.
We’ll have fun in our electric cave.
Let’s do it in a microwave,
And I’ll fall in love with you.
Well I could see trying it in a blender, or with some Tupperware, or a juicer,
But girl, doing it in an oven – I have my doubts.
She said, “Baby, you won’t regret it ‘cause when that bell rings and we’re through, sir –
You’ll be satisfied from the inside-out.”
Well she took my hand and guided me into a back room, and there it was – a microwave big enough to hold a buffalo. We climbed inside, set the timer for thirty seconds and well, we did it. It was beautiful. And afterwards, as I held her in my crisp arms, she turned and looked at me with her well-done face and said, “Thank you darling, I’m no longer frigid….”
Let’s make love in a microwave.
You be the master, I’ll be the slave.
Come on baby, you can be brave –
It’s such an easy thing to do.
Let’s make love in a microwave.
We’ll have fun in our electric cave.
Let’s do it in a microwave,
And I’ll fall in love with you.
Let’s do it in a microwave,
And I’ll fall in love with you.
Let’s do it in a microwave,
And I’ll fall in love with you
(Radiation, radiation, microwave).
(Lazoo) |
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| Played on 18 shows: |
 | 02-09-24, #ISGD-24-02 |  | 02-08-98, #98-06 |
| 11-16-19, #KMCC-14-06 | | 04-06-97, #97-14 |
| 02-14-15, #AOTA-150214 | | 02-11-96, #96-06 |
| 02-08-14, #ISGD-14-09 | | 05-30-93, #93-22 |
| 02-09-13, #13-06 | | 09-01-91, #91-35 |
| 11-15-11, #BWR-11-11-15 | | 03-01-87, #87-09 |
| 02-05-11, #11-06 | | 10-13-85, #85-41 |
| 02-14-10, #10-07 | | 09-08-85, #KMET-85-36 |
| 04-20-08, #08-16 | | 07-21-85, #85-29 |
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