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It Sucks To Be Twelve 
By: Fur the Love of Mic
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Duration: 2:34 (Max DeGroot) 
Release Date: 3/18/2018  (Max DeGroot) 
Lyrics By: Max DeGroot 
Music By: Avenue Q (Max DeGroot) 
Produced By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Released By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Published By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Licensing: CC (Max DeGroot) 
  • Parody Of Only For Now From The Musical Avenue Q (kahnman)
  • Song Lyrics:
    When I was little, I drank whatever I liked
    But my most favorite was root beer. That's right!
    But now I'm twelve years old I thought that I might...
    Try a real beer!
    But I gotta wait nine more years!

    It sucks to be twelve!
    It sucks to be twelve!
    Too old for the sweet fizzy fluff,
    Too young for the much harder stuff!
    It sucks to be twelve!

    I love good reading, and novels are the best
    Like Herman Melville and Mark Twain and the rest.
    I go to all bookstores but as you might guess,
    I've been given the boot
    From one called Forbidden Fruit!

    It sucks to be twelve!
    It sucks to be twelve!
    I really wish I had a choice
    To read 'Ulysses' by James Joyce!
    It sucks to be twelve!

    We're friends together,
    We're as close as people can get.
    We've been the best of buddies
    Ever since the day day we met.
    So we know all the things that make us really upset!
    Oh, every day is an aggravation!
    And that's no exaggeration!

    We can't watch Deadpool, or smoke a Cuban cigar!
    We can't go anywhere, 'cause we're to young to drive a car!
    And not to mention that the worst thing by far
    Is they still call me cute!
    But you are! There's no dispute!

    It sucks to be twelve!
    It sucks to be twelve!
    It sucks to be twelve!
    It sucks to be twelve!
    Is there any way that we can skip to twenty-one?
    It sucks to be twelve!
    (Max DeGroot)
    Current Rating 9.9 (2 votes)
    Played on 4 shows:
    11-04-18, #OTR-4-4403-24-18, #AOTA-180324
    04-21-18, #KMCC-12-1703-18-18, #OTR-4-11
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