Meownir by Madison Metricula Roberts

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Meownir
By: Madison Metricula Roberts

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Duration:	2:49
Release Date:	3/30/2018
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Thor wields a mighty hammer, yeah you know he is a god
Few mortal folk can lift it, they just stand and look in awe
If he asks you to hold it, better get real comfy quick
'Cause you're not going anywhere, he's really got you licked

My kitty has no powers, not that I can tell
But then she jumps into my lap to doze off for a spell
When she purrs and kneads her paws in her tiny bliss
I'm trapped and pinned beneath her and I'm helpless to resist

Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir

When the cat jumps in my lap, I freeze all afternoon
Even when my arm's asleep, I tough it out immune
To her I'm just an armchair that can make its own heat
I don't mind being furniture when she just purrs so sweet

In theory I could get up or shift myself around
And annoy that little kitty into finally jumping down
I really want to move her but I wonder if Iâ€™m worthy
Sheâ€™s just like Mjolnir if it were soft and furry

Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir

I know Iâ€™m almost late for work so I text my boss the truth
Iâ€™m gonna miss this meeting cause Iâ€™m trapped beneath the floof
She yawns and purrs and lets me scratch her sleepy little head
I open up my messages and this is what I said

Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned down by my kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir
Pinned by a purring kitty, like she's heavy as Mjolnir ()

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Available on the following album:
The FuMP, Volume 68
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Played on 7 shows:
	09-26-25, #SF_107	05-05-18, #KMCC-12-18
	08-28-20, #WOTR_188	04-06-18, #WOTR_78
	12-28-18, #WOTR_118	03-31-18, #AOTA-180331
	08-24-18, #WOTR_100
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	Wacky Ben Offline - Artist & D.J. - 05-12-18 03:11 PM - 7 years ago
	I added a new mp3 to the file because there was an error that made it unplayable and not downloadable. Should work like a charm now.

	kahnman Offline - Podcast D.J. - 05-05-18 01:22 PM - 7 years ago
	Ok I Was Wrong I Spelled it With A M instead of A N. i Went Back to the fump.com And Double Checked it Sorry About that

	kahnman Offline - Podcast D.J. - 05-05-18 11:30 AM - 7 years ago
	Relax Ben I Was One Letter off --- wackyben86: First off, it's not "Meowmir," it's "Meownir." Second, merge please. www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=61629

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 05-05-18 09:53 AM - 7 years ago
	Fixed. I don't suppose after all this time that there's any point to asking for people to take a few seconds to look up the songs in the archive before making all these copy pages. No, that remains an exercise in futility.

	Wacky Ben Offline - Artist & D.J. - 05-05-18 09:34 AM - 7 years ago
	First off, it's not "Meowmir," it's "Meownir." Second, merge please. www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=61629

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 04-05-18 08:23 PM - 7 years ago
	Fixed.

	Wacky Ben Offline - Artist & D.J. - 04-05-18 05:32 PM - 7 years ago
	It's actually "Meownir."

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